Tajai:
Yo the jam was fly
Oh my now itand's over
My batch of pals cut so tajai must catch a taxicab
Dag nab
Whyand'd they leave me?
Stuck in the late night alley
Iand'm not so hype that everyone should be sweatinand'
Yet nobodyand's smilinand'
Plus crews are pilinand'
Starinand'
Thinkinand' what theyand'd look like wearinand'
My gear
A sigh when the yellow cab neared
It sped up, and'cause dreds made him think iand'd vic him
Now i gotta dodge thugs like iand'm playinand' chicken
An englishman, an irishman, 5 or 10 caucasians passed me
In their taxis
Oh no such luck
Iand'm gonna get bucked
For my apparel
As i seen a black guage barrel
Just then a fat cab came to my rescue
Damn iand'm glad black men drive them cabs too
Opio:
It seems nowadays cab rides are rather pricely
Especially when the driver goes for self
In spite of the directions that are given
They are driven
To cruise backstreets
That treats
Them to a pricely fair, exactly
What happened to myself when i chose to call a taxi
It pulled up to the curb and i hopped into the backseat
Gave him the destination, said heand'd never heard of the place
And iand'd have to tell him as we went along, and then placed it in drive
When i said make a left he made a right
Alright
I get it, you wanna make some slight
Detours
So you can be sure
That you get yours
And when i turn my head you up the bill a little more
I told the cabbie to stop, he didnand't think i watched it
Fake reached into my pocket
And then jetted like i was rocket
Ishmael
His tail light was broken
As a token
Of appreciation, he started chasinand' but i smoked him
Phesto:
What? you canand't escape me
Mop head
Drop dead, deceased
Say your final summons if i catch ya
Bet ya
Regret ya
Ever ditched me
Drivinand'
Connivinand'
Guys been
Robbinand' me lately
He went up lake st.
But iand'm followinand'
Swallowinand'
Up steps
He ran to the left, i made a left and crashed
Into a rose bush
My nose crushed
On impact
But yo, iand'll get him back
A-plus:
Ha, i didnand't have enough for a car, what a bummer
I had to get a job drivinand' taxis last summer
All the other drivers knew that my car was spectaculaand'
and'cause i had a tight, very bright yellow acura
Pilinand' in 9 or 10 skins at a time, g
Funny how the honeys with the money always find me
Payinand' their green to see what color my house is
Feelinand' like del and'cause they would sleep on my couches
Iand'd charge senior citizens extra, and'cause they never mention
Iand'd take all the money from they pension
And iand'd drive a blind man around for a while
Even if he only had to travel just a mile
With a smile
And donand't let your dog off the leash
and'cause if he stepped then i would have to squash the beast
And if you didnand't have the right change, donand't even ask me
Or else i wouldaand' ran ya ass down witand' my taxi
