Ron and nancy got the house but sid and nancy rule
i died eight years ago; iand'm still a legend at my high school
i stole a chevy and i wrapped it round a tree
but thatand's ok and'cause no oneand's gonna make the next century
iand'm up in heaven now they say iand'm here to stay
where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day
alleluia...
The cafeteriaand's got everything, itand's gonna drive me mad
cause it looks just like a big hawaiian party that my mother had
itand's like the worst elvis film iand've ever seen
technicolor luau all on technicolor green
thereand's camping trips and donkey rides and singing round the fire
and they signed me up for surfing
but they canand't get me in the choir
alleluia...
But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings
leather boots, magenta hair, and saying nasty things
iand'd say she was an angel but itand's stupid and itand's obvious
i said youand'll hate it here and'cause weand're the only ones like us
itand's crypto-fascist mania, itand's silicon deliria
yeah, she said, youand're right, but i like the cafeteria
alleluia...
Hey god, weand're the bad kids, weand're so nasty, mean and vile
god looks like a guidance counselor, godand's got that smile
god says, how could this be, thatand's really odd
i guess iand'll have to check my records, silly me, you know, iand'm only god
alleluia...
The waves are perfect and the sun will always shine
but thereand's got to be more to death than surfing all the time
i know the signs of self-destruction so i try to stop each new kid
donand't be like me, forever young, forever stupid
yeah, i found love here, but iand'll bet youand'll find it there
where they donand't always make the same joke,
andquot;gee, you make a heavenly pair.andquot;
alleluia...