andquot;gimme a pound thank you manandquot; andgt; tim dog
(repeat 2x then 4x faster)
Iand'm as bad bad as leroy brown brown
Yo iand'm a pro pro but not a noun noun
If you got beef beef then youand'll get ground ground
Cut up in soul soul by the pound pound
Iand'm going downtown like julie brown iand'm the round mound
Not a rebound but like a hound i get down down
Never wore a leash but i get loose
Producin somethin fresher than fruits, got more soul than combat boots
Diggin two scoops of raisins for the troops out of some blazers
So amazin like luther everyday joe but not bazooka
I used to be a hooper but now i troop to shoot a free flow
Me go with mi amigo, to see the man named chico
The legal alienaeno, i roll the instrumentals
Like jack i be like nimble never gentle to a bimbo
Not your sex symbol so save that soft stuff for the care bears
The way i freak funk ohhhh the monkees sayin, andquot;hell yeahandquot;
Correction, andquot;hell yesandquot;; old folks wanna cuss
On how i walk talk and dress, they say my lifeand's a mess
But iand'm straight, are you straight, if you straight, then iand'm straight
Rock me tonight, just for old timeand's sake
Back to our regularly scheduled program, program
I am so damn flam, i slam a slam, bam, i slam
Like conan the barbarian, if you talk loud, iand'll play librarian
Cause see i want it quiet in here...
I mark a markyiana a bunch of funky uncle thomases
Play like christopher williams cause i gotta keep my promises
To stick to my roots and not dilute cause g this ainand't two colors
Iand'm tired of seein these non rappin dancin motherfuckers
andquot;gimme a pound, thank you manandquot; --andgt; tim dog
(repeat 4x)
For a record sale a niggaand'll sell his soul to go gold
And reach a large scale, sellin for the pale male
And i canand't tell, why for a hoe you grow a tail
And stop drinkin ale, the booty probably smell
Ainand't no pussy worth a sale at least not for the kid to do a bid
Shit you musta flipped you lid, you was wit you slipped you slid
Got doodoo skids on my paper cause i got rhymes up the ass
If i pass gas, ducks fast or gets trimmed like a mustache
I must ask whatand's goin on with rap, white kids actin black
Itand's like mcdonaldand's sellin fatback
Get back to your mac, that stuff is wack with all these dancetracks
Iand'm hearin rap from antrhax, my time the caravan cracks
Youand're wack, thatand's the only thing thatand's black scooter
When we was on the streets, you was at home on your computer
Iand'ma shoot a diss well like a fist to all these wack groups
Rhymes are wack as hell! and they sample wack loops
Iand'm wonderin how the hell they get a deal i still canand't see that far
I feel like cypress hill, i could just kill an aandr
Or whoeverand's in charge, it surely ainand't charles
But you ainand't g-in hip-hop, cause itand's ours
andquot;gimme a pound, thank you manandquot; --andgt; tim dog
(repeat 4x)
Itand's sick you sick iand'm sicker, i flick a flea flicker
Think of thati boa constrictor but the venom i inflicta
Is stricter, i stick i stick the stinkin to a stunk
If soda was a forty dog, then i would be like drunk
If if was a fifth i would lift the fifth and a spliff
Itand's not a myth about our dick width, iand'm swift and i shoot the
Presents
In essence count your blessings i got a wessun if you riff
Iand'm a nigga with soullllllllll, my last name should be smith-sonian
Iand'm gassin girls heads, just like petroleum
Get em ready to bone me and, then i play custodian
And turn off the lights this is the likes of a
Ticketing wallowing high jumping radio rumping brother
Got seoul like korea gimme an inch iand'll take a liter
A chick is a chick thatand's how i treat her
Never go pop iand'm not a two liter
A true leader, donand't choose to follow, choose what i swallow
Whether water or a beer bottle, of course i play the lotto
Wear em? no, share em? a hoe
I like the girls the girls i share a life with a bro
Cause u-a-c is family, much tighter than foundations
That holds up the walls, so you better proceed with caution
andquot;gimme a pound, thank you manandquot;
andquot;gimme a poundandquot; (4x)
