(*inhale, exhale repeated throughout intro*)
(intro: b-real)
you know, there are times when, you run out of weed
thereand's no one you can call
but at last there is one person you can call - weed man
(b-real)
iand've had drop dates with no weed to smoke
no roaches, no nothinand' when i need to toke
damn, where can i find some shit to puff on damn i need the key cause itand's gettinand' tough on me (me)
cause iand'm a lumberjack and treeand's get chopped up and packed up and sold to d
boloand's are free, did you hold one fee?
herchers for the herbics no waterinand' the seeds
some of your friends just really see me cause sussinand' this, losinand' no ghc
the pigs always wanna ph me, my gush hits harder than some ghb
but some of these swine wanna hit off mine
i just sit back, recline, and never waste time
iand'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
call me and all inhale- andquot;the weed manandquot;
(chorus: sen dog)
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), gettinand' me high!!
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), gettinand' me high!!
(b-real)
you can always call me all day, all light
service with a smile, make you feel all right (yeah!)
from college-heads, co-ex and dreadlocks
lawyers, teachers, doctors buy my stock
so many call on me for what i got
so many try to compete to take my spot
caked out, how many dimes dropped?
how many times i lost one of my plots?
the competiton was to knock me out
the d.e.a. want to lock me out
broke in my home tryinand' to sock me out
but the true blue stoners never locked me out
iand'm easy to find, call me whenever
you need some green and iand'll make you feel better
iand'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
call me and inhale - andquot;the weed manandquot;
(chorus: sen dog)
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), gettinand' me high!!
(b-real)
iand'm the most well-loved, bringinand' the bud
stickinand' the club up, everybody ridinand' my nuts
what? you say you want credit? you must be high
thereand's no free rides on my supply
unless youand're one of my friends you need no ends
just sit back and wait for the joint to begin
but if you know someone in need of this weed leaf
you can take my number down and beep me
iand'll hook you up if you look me up
just donand't give my number to a rookie huh!
then iand'll cut you off and brush you off
never trust you and wonand't dicuss your loss
iand'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
call me and inhale - andquot;the weed manandquot;
(chorus: sen dog)
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), gettinand' me high!!
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), weed man, weed man
(inhale, exhale), gettinand' me high!!
(outro: b-real)
there it is motherfuckers, you run out of weed
call somebody like me and iand'll hook you up
no stems, no seeds and things that you donand't need
thatand's right! iand'm the weed man
donand't trip i got gush, for a high price hoe...