Now i go cleaninand' windows to earn an honest bob
for a nosy parker itand's an interestinand' job
Now itand's a job that just suits me
a window cleaner you would be
if you can see what i can see
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
Honeymooninand' couples too
you should see them bill and'n coo
youand'd be surprised at things they do
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
in my profession iand'll work hard
but iand'll never stop
iand'll climb this blinkinand' ladder
till i get right to the top
The blushinand' bride, she looks divine
the bridegroom he is doinand' fine
iand'd rather have his job than mine
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
The chambermaidsand' sweet names i call
itand's a wonder i donand't fall
my mindand's not on my work at all
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
I know a fella, such a swell
he has a thirst, thatand's plain to tell
iand've seen him drink his bath as well
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
oh, in my profession iand'll work hard
but iand'll never stop
iand'll climb this blinkinand' ladder
till i get right to the top
Pyjamas lyinand' side by side
ladies nighties i have spied
iand've often seen what goes inside
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
------ banjo ------
Now thereand's a famous talkie queen
she looks a flapper on the screen
sheand's more like eightie than eighteen
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
She pulls her hair all down behind
then pulls down her... never mind
and after that pulls down the blind
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
in my profession iand'll work hard
but iand'll never stop
iand'll climb this blinkinand' ladder
till i get right to the top
An old maid walks around the floor
sheand's so fed up, one day iand'm sure
sheand'll drag me in and lock the door
when iand'm cleaninand' windows
When iand'm cleaninand' windows