Thereand's a destination a little up the road
from the habitations and the towns we know
a place we saw the lights turn low
with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
two turntables and a microphone
bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
Where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
[robot vocal effect] i got two turntables and a microphone
Take me home in my elevator bones!
Pick yourself up off the side of the road
with your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
members only hyponotizers
move through the womb like ambulance drivers
shine your shoes with your microphone blues
here-suits with your parachute fruits
passing the dutchie from coast to coast
let the man get loose while i rock the most
Where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
Man[spoken]: andquot;what about those who swing both ways: ac-dcand's?
Two turntables and a microphone
two turntables and a microphone
two turntables and a microphone
two turntables and a microphone
two turntables and a microphone
two turntables and a microphone
Where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
Oh, dear me. make out city is a two-horse town
girl[spoken]: andquot;thatand's beautiful, dad.andquot;
(get my microphone....)
thereand's a destination a little up the road
from the habitations and the towns we know
a place we saw the lights turn low
with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
two turntables and a microphone
bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
Where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where itand's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind
telephone plastic baby
