May i have your attention please
may i have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please shut up
i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
weand're gonna have a problem here
Yand'all act like youand've never heard a white person before
his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryinand' to be hardcore
marshall mathers back worse than before makinand' us snore,
whininand' in the microphone
itand's return of the... oh wait, no way, youand're a fool,
you didnand't pay money for this cd did you?
and dr dre did everything you idiot
without dreand's beats yr as good as dead
The worldand's had enough of eminem
diggy diggy, even his girlfriendand's cheatinand' on him
look at him walkinand' around livinand' off dre,
actinand' so cool. but heand's really kind of weak though
little twit blasts me on his new cd
why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee*
as for the question of who came first
was it carson daly or was it fred durst
iand'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Yr song is on my nerves
yr song is on my nerves
yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
that is the message that i deliver to little kids
that you become famous and never know what talent is
of course theyand're gonna like you
of course they do
yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons
you ainand't nuthinand' but a product, packaged to be bought up
you know a year from now you wonand't be thought of
so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day
youand'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
and thereand's a million women just like me
that think like me, that all can see
that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
so if you agree, scream loudly with me
Yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
so wonand't the real slim shady please shut up
please shut up please shut up
Yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
so wonand't the real slim shady please shut up
please shut up please shut up
