Jeff: yo yo hey man ainand't you guys um plug one? plug two?
Potholes in my lawn? youand're those weird guys de la soul right?
Dove: yeah whatand's up little man how you feeling iand'm dove how you
Feeling.
Pos: yo whatand's up man my name is pos.
Mase: whatand's up iand'm mase. yo shorty whatand's your name?
Jeff: oh my name? jeff. you guys are walking? now rappers ainand't
Supposed to walk.
Pos: sorry little man, but you know...
Jeff: jeff. i told you, my name is jeff. if you guys are rappers,
Whereand's your dukey gold chains? yand'all donand't have no dukey gold chains.
Mase: we donand't wear gold chains, weand'd rather spend our money on
More important things like, women, necessities...
De la soul: and video games!
Jeff: yand'all are crazy. no chains, dag. okay, whereand's your bmw?
Youand're not supposed to walk. whereand's your jeeps, your maximas?
Dove: maximas? yo, maxinand' would break my flow. and with the cause of
Gas, jeff man, iand'd rather take the transit thatand's mass.
Jeff: what you say? you are c-r-a-z-e-e. crazee. donand't you know you
Canand't be def if you donand't have no gold? or a car, man? whatand's up?
Mase: who told you that?
Jeff: everybody whoand's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
Mase: wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, youand're bugginand'. do you
Like
Plug tuninand' and
Potholes?
Jeff: yeah that songand's def.
Pos: but we donand't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride bmwand's and
Maxes or jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? wait a
Minute. did i say and'defand'?
De la soul: rrrr-rrah!
Jeff: what?
Pos: nothing, nothing. itand's just that we donand't deal with all that
Materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
Supply our listeners, understand my man?
Jeff: whereand's your beepers? why donand't you have beepers? everybody
Wears beepers. you have to have beepers to look down.
Mase: aaauughhh! little man is brainwashed indeed!
Dove: nah, nah. beepers are the least of status situators, man. plus
I find them ugly as parking tickets.
Jeff: you guys talk funny.
Pos: well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow a to
Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
Jeff: yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
Pos: wait a minute. did he say...
Mase: bugged?
De la soul: rrrr-rrah!
Jeff: so no car, no beepers, no gold. thatand's weak man, thatand's weak.
Dove: jesus, did he say and'weak?and' jesus, they never learn.
Pos: foolish mind, have i, have i.
Mase: actinand' like that lady!
De la soul: that lady!
Pos: peace, my brother...
