Thefirst time that i saw you was on m-tv
you asked me if i would hit you one more time, baby i
think itand's cool that you are a dominatrix
And you look so much better since the surgery
did you do that for me?
i think itand's really sweet
you went from a cup to a c and no one noticed
Donand't call me stupid, iand'm not stupid, iand'm special
donand't call me ugly, iand'm not ugly, my mom says so
b to the r to the i t n e y canand't you be mine
oh britney spears
iand'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
i know that you are young, but i can organise a fake i.d.
and'cause youand're only seventeen
You make me so damn horny when you do that dance
could i get in your pants?
just give me half a chance
iand'll show you a thing or two and'bout being lucky
And it sucks that you live almost halfway and'round the world
my mickey mouse club-girl
you never return my calls
if youand're playing hard to get, you wonand't get me
Donand't call me stupid, iand'm not stupid, iand'm special
donand't call me ugly, iand'm not ugly, your mom says so
b to the r to the i t n e y canand't you be mine
oh britney spears
iand'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
i know that you are young, but i can organise a fake i.d.
and'cause youand're only seventeen
I had this fantasy about you and i
you was in your red catsuit, lookin all fly
just chillinand' in the hot tub, there was i
and you sure walked in, to my surprise
How was i supposed to know that you would bring your best friend?
christina aguilera came on over and jumped in
and you you two started fightin over me like i was brad pitt
so i said:andquot;ladies, when you two are finshed with that shitandquot;
andquot;my lovin arms are open
and thereand's always room for twoandquot;
so let me tell you britney spears what i think we should do to make it
you and me and christina aguilera in the hot tub, all night long
to make it you and me and christina aguilera in the hot tub, all night long
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