[featuring mystikal fiend silkk the shocker]
Intro: [master p]
Are you ready to boldly go
Where no family has gone before?
The ghetto enterprise has landed.
Captain kirk has arrived i repeat
Captain kirk has arrived.
Women if youand're lucky captain kirk will save you
And beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
Are lookinand' for. i mean the next generation yaand' heard me?
Are you ready? [yes i am!!!!]
1st verse: [master p -- fiend]
Master p:
Somebody mustaand' told these hoes i was a muthafuckinand' rapper,
But will they jusand' tell them hoes that i was a muthafuckinand'
Captain?
All the bitches i done broke foand' they bank,
I got so many cocktales i need a muthafuckinand' fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns fallinand' outta trees,
No limit niggas donand't say hoes,
Ainand't no caps that be floatinand' in the breeze...
Fiend:
Now, now, now p, all the time, i done put in work
I ainand't know, i was livinand' next door to captain kirk.
Kepta smirk on his face, lookinand' like drug swappinand',
Come to find out, some bitch holdinand' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
And all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
The bitch fat!!!
Makinand' a career off this nigga,
And all his homies gone, because they canand't get it clear to this
Nigga,
Go figga,
All she wanted was that man to change,
But if it was me, i done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Chorus:
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, i wanna have yoand' baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, i wanna have yoand' baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, i wanna have yoand' baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Mr. captain kirk, i wanna have yo baby.
Verse two: [silkk the shocker]
See i met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellinand' her friends about month go by see iand'ma be like buying her
Shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
But see there trick thatand's nuthinand' but game,
I hit it one time and they be callinand' back,
Talkinand' boutand' andquot;silkk, why you do all that playinand'?andquot;.
And she had the nerve to tell me,
If i ainand't a fuckinand' trick iand'm worthless,
I told her bitch if you ainand't suckinand' dick,
Then none of yoand' clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryinand' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I figured lookinand' at me she see nothinand' but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
A bitch might give you a buck,
Man, but since you my boy you
Better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
Cuz silkk ainand't no love.
I giveand'em a little somethinand', but at the end i
Takeand'em back and get the most love.
And ainand't no beamand'em up scotty,
Ainand't no savinand' hoes that ainand't puttinand' in no work.
It all depends on tru niggas like us, no captain kirk (bitch freeze),
All you ghetto hoes get yoand' lee press-on nails, fix yoand' wig,
Bring yoand' bebe kids cuz the ghetto enterprise is leavinand' in
Approximately five minutes.
Chorus
Verse three: [mystikal]
Aww hold up!!!, wait a minute!!!
My mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where i was?, who i was with?,
And where the fuck i went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably would,
If i left yaand', but i ainand't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
You quick with that pleasure.
You smokinand' my weed ridinand' my ride,
Iand'm tryinand' to keep it real.
I canand't seem to satisfy you,
Bitch she trippinand' boutand' the bills!!!
Her rent ainand't paid, but she got her hair done,
This bitch gotta be stopped!!!, hope man done got it made
And ride my pockets to the top. but oh no, you
Bitch, you ainand't responsible, for what a nigga man
Do give a fuck boutand' what a nigga boutand' to do,
Give a fuck boutand' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, yaand' fear too, stop runninand'
Behind my g dues, canand't wait to see that nigga that got
Trampled like that cuz that ass whoopinand' been due.
Itand's thinkinand' like that, that make it hard,
For me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
She gettinand' the bestand'a you nigga!!!
Lettinand' demand' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yoand' hard work,
This mystikal, master p, fiend and silkk,
Not no captain kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
Outro:
-girl
Captain kirk, you know i have six kids,
Even though they ainand't from you,
Baby my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color tv,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though i ainand't gave you none in the last year,
Baby we need a brand new car boo,
Six hundred, s-e-l, mercedes four door v-12.
Oh i took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
A five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
Donand't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also a jar of pickles, and ice cream.
I think iand'm pregnant, smile kirk, your finally
Gonna be a father, oh yeah, and donand't forget to
Pick up your cape out the cleaners.
[master p]
Mr. kirkand's enterprise will be beaming up out of
The ghetto in five seconds,
Four,
Three,
Two,
One.
[sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
And flying away]
