Jugglers come out to play...
Guess whoand's coming to your big town
jugglinand' jesters kick it clowns
circus sound painted frown
carnival of carnage creeping round
Iand'm violent j and iand'm sick
they try to run me down but ya know iand'm too slick
and i slip and slide like a slinkie
slip and slide with my twinkie
welcome to my world as it winds and it twists
iand'm a kick a funky little rhyme that you missed
boloo-chewy-wuwwy-do-boo
and youand'd be fucked up if that was really voodoo
come see the one at the show of your life
see me breathe fire and swallow a knife, right
i ainand't swallowing nothing, jack
but i can juggalo like you never thought youand'd ever know
and we packinand' that funk
with a snap and a clap and a jump jump
so chicky chicky freak if ya wanna be down
step on up, ah...and kiss the clown
Kiss the clown
Stop the bus
violent j comes out
barrels to your face
and blow your fucking face off
Cuz ya know my mind is golden oh
happen to catch me a beverly show
body fell asleep but my mind goes on
welcome to the world of jugglaand's dome
first day i enrolled at the high school
butt-naked with an axe, andquot;wow, heand's so coolandquot;
andquot;stand up and say your name, tell us about yourselfandquot;
my nameand's 2 dope and i cut necks all to hell
dylan, dylan, iand'm trying to find dylan
iand'm finna cut his throat with a carny carny killinand'
rich boy never seen a ghetto jokero
slap you in the head with a sledgehammo
sorry dylan didnand't mean to knock ya
then i stuffed his dead body in my locker
to the next class donand't wanna be late
finna ask brenda on a little date
i heard this bitch likes to fight in clubs
took her to a might max threw a pair of gloves
wants to get her ass beat by a fat dyke
and left the money-ass bitch there for the night
woke her in the morning, threw her in the trunk
threw her in the tub, cuz the dumb bitch stunk
how you doing brenda, mind if i bend ya
over rover, do me like dundy
iand'm sure yaand'd like that, ya little skank
and when i finished, i stuffed the fucking head in the fish tank
Back to the school, fat bitch in the locker
couldnand't fit her booty in, so i cut her booty out
sometimes i feel like iand'm already in hell
throwing up children on del ray smell
fuck those fucking fucks, uh
rich fucks, man, fuck those fucks
beverly hills is beverly kills
iand'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills
whereand's that other little rich little fag
looking for brandon cuz we canand't stand him
i know my boys make the bass go boom
but shhh, you can hear jacking off in the boys room
andquot;aww, aww, dylan. i want your anus. aww, youand're so hot.andquot;
Kicked in the stall then i kicked in his jaw
kicked him in face and kicked in his balls
punk tried to run but he couldnand't try to wobble
bust him in the head with an empty faygo bottle
took him to the staircase, jumped on his face
road him down the bumpy chase
can i hear him breathe one last note
stuffed his back down his throat
Back to the locker, boy oh boy oh
back to the locker, stop that fucker!
back to the locker, boy oh boy oh
back to the locker, fucking stop that fucker!
Walking down the hall and iand'm feeling like the shit
cuz all thatand's left is one skank ass bitch
kelly, kelly, your nedenand's kinda smelly
funk down your legs and up to your belly
but iand'm with del ray, so fuck, donand't fade me
let me him man, youand're finna kick the can
andquot;come on, bitch, man. youand're getting ready to die anyway.
bitch, calm down. let me get a little putang, ya know what iand'm
saying. let me get a little trimp, bitch. you finna die.andquot;
Okay, cuz iand'm not a raper
but ya still make morning paper
kelly found dead in her bathroom
nah, kelly found dead in her dadand's room
no, kelly found dead in her backyard
cuz kelly choked on a jokerand's card
smashed up bodies chilling in my locker
kelly wouldnand't fit, chop-chop-chop-chop her
oh no, principal know what iand'm about
cuz one of dylanand's sideburns was sticking
oh shit, they chase me cuz they found the bodies
now i run my ass off, he-ho he-ho
Yelling, getting mad, you can hear them cuss
didnand't look both ways and got hit by bus
crunched up under, tangled in the wheels
spit me out the muffler, ya know how that feels
lost both my legs so iand'm running on my hands
then i seen prince so i clap cuz iand'm a big fan
and straight busted my face on the street
and here come the police...ya know
