Featuring liland' cease
* cover version of the ll cool j song from andquot;walking with a pantherandquot;
[puff daddy]
Uh huh uh yeah
What you say? cand'mon yeah
Uh huh... uh
Now hereand's a little story about a girl with a big ole butt
A huh yeah i like big ole butts you dig?
I was at the tunnel sippin on champagne
Takin a break with this honey on my brain
Admirin the girls with the diamond earrings
Benjamins blastin, doin my thing
Thatand's when i seen her, her name was keisha
Ass-wide figure, just had to meet her
I said, andquot;how you doin? my name is puff
Donand't ask me how iand'm livin, cause boo iand'm livin plush
But then again, iand'm livin kind of sneaky
Cause my girl donand't know that iand'm out actin freakyandquot;
Hit her with the tch-tch-tch, got the digits
Called her on the startap, paid her a visit
I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her
Laughin not thinkin bout gand's, i just blew in her
Playin like a king, on sheets of satin
Me and shorty smack in, her crib in manhattan
She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies
And on top of all that, i think her sister wanted to do me
But keisha was exotic, and cease my witness
She said, andquot;daddy, when you comin back to hit this?andquot;
When i went home, i kissed my girl on the neck
On my mind was keisha and how she stayed wet
Sat my girl on the couch, i couldnand't hold it in
And said to her, with a devilish grin...
Keishaand's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
You know i told you iand'd be true (i told you)
But keishaand's got a big ole butt (thatand's right)
So iand'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
Keishaand's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
I know i told you iand'd be true (i lied baby)
But keishaand's got a big ole butt (cand'mon)
So iand'm leavin you (yeah, thatand's right)
I went past to rutgers, about three oand'clock
I tried to get a cutie, to ride my jock
Me and ma$e, suburban blastin
Cold dom p, smilin, laughin
Freaks all over, the kind i adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
Thatand's when i seen her, her name was kim
She had the kind of booty that iand'd like to get in
I said to ma$e, andquot;stop the jeepandquot;
Sheand's only seventeen, but yo sheand's a freak
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
I scooped this beauty, like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, andquot;boo, you look tired
Letand's go to my crib, and bone by the fireandquot;
I put her big booty on the zebraskin rug
She gave my balls a kiss, i gave her breasts a hug
I said to this girl, andquot;i donand't love them hoes!
You want to get freaky, let me suck on your toesandquot;
I licked and sucked, she asked me to sing
I grabbed a pack of condoms, i pulled out my thing
When i was through, she wiped the sweat from my chest
When to the kitchen, and fried some chicken breast
Keisha busted in, my house while i was eatin
You know what i said?
Too bad you caught me cheatin, but...
Kimand's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
I know i told you iand'd be true (i know i told you)
But kimand's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
So iand'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
Kimand's got a big ole butt (yeah, yeah)
I know i told you iand'd be true (i know what i said, but i lied)
But kimand's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
So iand'm leavin you (thatand's right)
[liland' cease]
Yo, i went to justinand's for some shrimp and steak
Around the time that this waitress was on her break
I pulled into the parkin lot and parked my truck
Niggaz playa hate but i ainand't give a fuck
I paid it no attention, and walked inside
D-rock had the nine and he was chillin in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin
And shrimp and steak wasnand't the only thing cookin
I sat down to eat, and ordered my food
I said to the waitress, andquot;i donand't mean to be rude
But iand'll take you on a platterandquot;
She said, andquot;you got a girl,andquot; ceasar said, andquot;it donand't matter
You look like youand're tasty as pipin hot pizza
Whatand's your name?andquot; she said, andquot;my tag says lisaandquot;
I said, andquot;o.k., youand're smart and all that
But when you get off work, then goin to snackandquot;
She looked at me and said, andquot;you need to stop!
Cease where you goin?andquot; andquot;the marriottandquot;
She looked kind of puzzled, i said, andquot;youand'll seeandquot;
I pulled out a benjamin, she looked at me
When she walked out the door, i threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
I laid her on the table, and placed my order
And pulled out my dick, and bust all on her
On and on to the break of dawn
All over the restaurant, word is bond
Shorty said she comin, i checked my roley
She suckin on my nuts, and she donand't even know me
I grabbed my pants, just left my main hoe
Who did i see, ohh yo... it was kim
She work at justinand's but i kept on bustin
Lisa got a big ole butt, uhh
You know i told you iand'd be true
But lisa got a big ole butt, uhh
So iand'm leavin you, what, uhh
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true (iand'd be true)
But lisa got a big ole butt (a big ole butt)
So iand'm leavin you
See ya!