[parody of andquot;complicatedandquot; by avril lavigne]
Eat out
whatchya cooking for?
my friends think iand'm such a bore
just cause i wonand't go with them out to eat
processed meat
I steer clear of burger king
fast food
it just ainand't my thing
and if you understood what it does to me
you would see
Cause then later on
iand'm stuck in the john
i trying to relax
iand'm taking ex-lax
iand've so stressing out
thereand's zilch coming out of me
Tell me
why does fast food make me so constipated?
no matter what i order doesnand't come back out
it gets me frustrated
it makes no differnce
what i get, you can bet
if itand's meat, or itand's sweet
could be fries, thereand's no compromise
my gastrointestinal track doesnand't wanna take it
no, no, no
I drove out to see the doc
iand'm still coping with the shock
cause next thing
that i know, heand's giving me
a colonoscopy
Then when iand'm out of stamina
time for another enima
whatand's worse
they still donand't know why micky dand's is making me
A slave to the can
a metamucil man
i canand't seem to go
iand'm tense head to toe
the viens in my neck
are bulging out of me
Tell me
why does fast food make me so constipated?
no matter what i order doesnand't come back out
it gets me frustrated
it makes no differnce
where i go, dominoand's
dairy queen, krispy kreme
kfc, no thank you please
my gastrointestinal track doesnand't wanna take it
no, no, no
no, no, no
no, no, no
no, no, no
Eat out
whatchya cooking for?
i canand't take this anymore
donand't you even think about inviting me
canand't you see
That when i get home
iand'm stuck on the throne
i trying to relax
iand'm taking ex-lax
iand'm so stressing out
thereand's zilch coming out of me
Tell me
why does fast food make me so constipated?
no matter what i order doesnand't come back out
it gets me frustrated
it makes no differnce
what i try, or apply
sour kraut, brussel sprouts
pune juice, itand's just no use
my gastrointestinal track doesnand't wanna take it
no, no, no
