Intro/chorus:
andquot;now iand'm gonna show you how the east coast rocksandquot; andgt; krs one
andquot;baby baby baby baby clap to thisandquot;
andquot;itand's like that yand'all you donand't stopandquot;
*repeat x2*
andquot;now iand'm gonna show you how the east coast rocksandquot;
andquot;??? are jumpin out of shoes and socksandquot;
Verse one: dray books
Higgity hey hun check out the way i friggity freak the track umm
I diggity do ray me fah so nigga me go like that umm
Wit the books, iggity-oops, i get more poopcrocks for jingle
I giggity-gots the rhymes like ??? ??? got the wrinkle
Check the real wild, my ill style gets worked out like bundy
I piggity-pack the skits, so save the shit, iand'll take you *?mundy?*
Yes itand's i, the yippity zippity bad boy with papers
I higgity-hump and rump cos iand'm rough like sandpaper
So pucker up and whistle, i blast just like a pistol
And sharp like a thumbtack and kick like ninjitsu
I sling raps for hand claps and toe taps, iand'm bound, silly creep
I leave a rapper with a single bound
Yes i rips up the west, iand'm the best, iand'm no jokin
I run up shit creek and freak the backstroke
So books freak it, provide the funk alligator
Yo iand'm out but andquot;iand'll be backandquot; like schwarzenegger
Wiggity-wait a minute, giggity-guess who, well itand's, umm, me
The bumble b boogity woogity book the loopy
Double o-k-iggity s, iand'm slick
I giggity-got more stiggity-styles than moby got dick
Aw shit, iand'm swingin it from the east coast, sure
I donand't surf, but got more props than pop smurf
Who? me, yep, look at the way iand'm slingin it to ya poppy
I riggity rock the crowd at the grand ole opi
But when speakin upon myself, i stays private like benjamin
Honey, iand'll knock the boots and if youand're tough iand'll knock the
Timberlandand's
Ooooooh, miggity-major rolex and tick tock
Iand'm runnin my tongue with the quickness now iand'm back like alfred
Hitchcock
Iand'm shod-dy, iand'm swingin it like a san diego padre
Brooklynand's in the house so motherfuck *?we go swavy?*
I donand't need to diss ya but excuse me mister
Iand'm sinkin ya battleships just ask professor or the skipper
And downnnnnnnn
Chorus
Interlude: (*das efx giving shoutouts to other east coast rappers*)
Verse two: dray, books
Yo iand'm back, black, heavens-to-betsy, time to get deuce
I take a bite outta crime, wash it down with some juice
Iand'm not the new kids, but iand'm knockin blocks off, sonny
Yep i rock like the stones cos iand'm rollin in the money
So diggity-ask about, i know you digs me like a shovel
I kick straps for sport cos iand'm short like barney rubble
Check the slang, boogity-bang, umm, i goes berserk
When i flex like popeye, i fight like capand' kirk
So bozo, iand'm knockin em out the box by the pair-em
High strung, my tongue got moves like fred astaire
Tally racker, iand'm dapper, the rootin tootin rapper
I diggity-drops the funk so you can call me yippity-yapper
The slippery slick sister, stiggity-start the grammar
Iand'm comin like the red coats to toast an mc hammer
So jumpin jahosa, thatand's yesiree
The books-in-reverse kicks a verse......
......like, aah, bbd
I whips it, i smacks it, i flips it
With slick shit, when shit hits the fan, man, i slaps lips
Like lipstick, iand'm harder than a hard-on, never tend up like fiddles
I bust foots for kicks, eat up trix and some skittles
Then iand'll giggle, hee-hee-ha
Higgity-hallelujah to-to-dabber-day iand'll do ya
Iand'm the baddest, got more fans than red jarvis makes a cowboy
I skip, flip back to dallas
Heand's the don, have you seen my grey poupon?
Bust this, we roll more spliffs than cheech and chong
We can do this, i kiggity-canand't lose like martha lewis
Get the picture? i rock upon misfa if i was you-is
Goddamn, iand'm sittin on the bay by the dock
Smokin, strokin on my big fat cock
Cos spare you, breaker 1-9, whatand's ya handle?
Cos now i got the siggity-sock soup like campbelland's
And downnnnnnnnnnnn
Chorus: (x8)
andquot;now iand'm gonna show you how the east coast rocksandquot; ---andgt; krs-one
andquot;baby, baby, baby, baby, clap to thisandquot;
andquot;itand's like that yand'all, you donand't stopandquot;