When i was four i believed in santa claus
though i knew it was my dad
and we would hang up the stockings at christmas
iand'd open presents and iand'd be glad
But then last year i played father christmas
i stood outside a department store
a gang of kids came over and mugged me
and knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
father christmas, give us some money
donand't mess around with those silly toys
beat you up if you donand't hand it over
we want your bread so donand't make us annoyed
give all the toys to the little rich boys
Donand't give my brother a steve austin outfit
donand't give my sister a cuddly toy
donand't want a jigsaw, monopoly money
we only want the real mccoy
Father christmas, give us some money
donand't mess around with those silly toys
beat you up if you donand't hand it over
we want your bread so donand't make us annoyed
And give my daddy a job and'cause he needs one
heand's got a lot of mouths to feed
and if youand've got one, iand'll take a machine gun
so i can shoot all the kids down my street
Father christmas, give us some money
donand't mess around with those silly toys
beat you up if you donand't hand it over
we want your bread so donand't make us annoyed
give all the toys to the little rich boys
Have yourself a very merry christmas
have yourself a good time
remember the kids who got nothinand'
while youand're drinkinand' down your wine
Father christmas, give us some money
donand't mess around with those silly toys
father christmas, give us some money
weand'll beat ya up so donand't make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
donand't mess around with those silly toys
beat you up if you donand't hand it over
we want your bread so donand't make us annoyed
give all the toys to the little rich boys