Everybody loves me babydon mcleanfrom his andquot;american pieandquot; lpthis song was not released as a singleandlt;spokenandgt;: one, two, three, four!fortune has me well in hand, armies and'wait my commandmy gold lies in a foreign land buried deep beneath the sandthe angels guide my evand'ry prayer, my enemies are sick or deadbut all the victories iand've led havenand't brought you to my bed chorus: you see, everybody loves me, baby, whatand's the matter with you? wonand'tcha tell me what did i do to offend you?now the purest race iand've bred to be to live in my democracyand the highest human pedigree awaits the first-born boy babyand my face on evand'ry coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslavedmy own flag is forever waved by the grateful people i have saved chorus: you see, everybody loves me, baby, whatand's the matter with you? wonand'tcha tell me what did i do to offend you?now, no man is beyond my claim when land is seized in the peopleand's nameby evil men who rob and maim, if war is hell, iand'm not to blame!why, you canand't blame me, iand'm heavenand's child, iand'm the second son of mary mildand iand'm twice removed from oscar wilde, but he didnand't mind, why, he just smiledyes, and the ocean parts when i walk through, and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blueiand'm held in very great value by everyone i meet but youand'cause iand've used my talents as i could, iand've done some bad, iand've done some goodi did a whole lot better than they thought i would so, cand'mon and treat me like you should! because everybody loves me, baby, whatand's the matter with you? wonand'tcha tell me what did i do to offend you? andlt;whoo, yeah!andgt; everybody loves me, baby, whatand's the matter with you? wonand'tcha tell me what did i do to offend you? yeah, everybody loves me, baby, whatand's the matter with you? wonand'tcha tell me what did i do to offend you?