andquot;Hello? Na na she don't live here man.
I thought I told you! I think you need to step off aight!?andquot;
Moved in to my apartment at the uni-i-versity
the only one who lives here is me
so why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike and hes gone for the summer
and I just want some piece and quiet
come into my room and its a telephone riot
ring-a-ling-a-ling everytime I take a step
can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get any of my workdone
cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
andquot;Hello, is Shaniqua there?andquot;
andquot;Na, Shaniqua moved out last year, I think you have the wrongnumber.
This is Little T.andquot;
andquot;You mean Shaniqua's brother?andquot;
andquot;Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This aint Shaniqua's house this aint her phone. And don't callback again,
cuz if you do you know the answer man...andquot;
CHORUS:
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
I wonder who Shaniqua is
what she does or where she lives
is she a pot head with too many zits?
a moviestar with incredible tits?
does she take a train? or drive in a car?
work in the office? or down at the bar?
how the hell should i know...she could be albino for all i care
andquot;Hello, is Shaniqua there?andquot;
andquot;Yea she is but she can't talk now.
She's busy milkin' our purple cow and talking to the Easterbunny.andquot;
andquot;Man, you think your funny.andquot;
andquot;Shut up Bevis! I've told you 6 times before...
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'!andquot;
CHORUS:
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
Check my machine on Friday...there were 22 messages.
Man, i can't win at this...one said
andquot;This heres for the kid livin with Shaniqua, you want that trickyou can keep her!andquot;
Shaniqua moved out leave your message at the beeb
(BEEP)
andquot;Yo, Shaniqua, I love you...call me.''
CHORUS:
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
andquot;Is Shaniqua there?andquot;
HELL NO
