Verse 1
quite for no reason
iand'm here for the season
and high as a kite,
living in error
with maud at cap ferrat
which couldnand't be right.
everyoneand's here and frightfully gay,
nobody cares what people say,
though the riviera
seems really much queerer
than rome at itand's height,
yesterday night-
refrain 1
i went to a marvelous party
with nounou and nada and nell,
it was in the fresh air
and we went as we were
and we stayed as we were
which was hell.
poor grace started singing at midnight
and didnand't stop singing till four;
we knew the excitement was bound to begin
when laura got blind on dubonnet and gin
and scratched her veneer with a cartier pin,
i couldnand't have liked it more.
refrain 2
i went to a marvelous party,
i must say the fun was intense,
we all had to do
what the people we knew
would be doing a hundred years hence.
dear cecil arrived wearing armour,
some shells and a black feather boa,
poor millicent wore a surrealist comb
made of bits of mosaic from st. peterand's in rome,
but the weight was so great that she had to go home,
i couldnand't have liked it more.
verse 2
peopleand's behaviour
away from belgravia
would make you aghast,
so much variety
watching society
scampering past,
if you have any mind at all
gibbonand's divine decline and fall
seems pretty flimsy,
no more than a whimsy,
by way of contrast
on saturday last-
refrain 3
i went to a marvelous party,
we didnand't start dinner till ten
and young bobbie carr
did a stunt at the bar
with a lot of extraordinary men;
dear baba arrived with a turtle
which shattered us all to the core,
the grand duke was dancing a foxtrot with me
when suddenly cyril screamed 'fiddledidee'
and ripped off his trousers and jumped in the sea,
i couldnand't have liked it more.
refrain 4
i went to a marvelous party,
elise made an entrance with may
youand'd never have guessed
from her fishermanand's vest
that her bust had been whittled away.
poor lulu got fried on chianti
and talked about esprit de corps.
maurice made a couple of passes at gus
and freddie, who hates any kind of a fuss,
did half the big apple and twisted his truss,
i couldnand't have liked it more.
refrain 5
i went to a marvellous party.
we played the most wonderful game,
maureen disappeared
and came back in a beard
and we all had to guess at her name!
we talked about growing old gracefully
and elsie whoand's seventy-four
said, 'a, itand's a question of being sincere,
and b, if youand're supple youand've noting to fear.'
then she swung upside down from a glass chandelier,
i couldnand't have liked it more.
