Look! up in the sky!
itand's a bird...
itand's a plane!
hee hee hee hee naw! itand's sooperman lover baby!
daddy daddy!
would you please read us a story?
alright get over here and sit yo big ass down
Lemme tell you about the sooperman lover...
Verse 1
Ayo i was out to lunch and shit
Puffinand' on a blunt to get my head read(y)
Boogieand'n to my walkman
With an andquot;sandquot; on my chest
(bust a move!)
Yes iand'm a superhero, donand't forget
I smoke mad niggas
So to hell with cigarettes
But anyway,
Letand's get back to this skit
You know who the fuck i am
So git off that oland' bull-shucks
Lunchtime was up, (fuck!!)
Let me jet, or iand'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, black,
I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree
With a tag that says that:
andquot;if found,
Please return to this addressandquot;
(how did you see it)?
Nigga! wit my x-ray eye set!
Like andquot;pchooooooowwandquot;!
I jetted to the closest phone-booth
Quick fast,
I dipped into my sooperlover suit...
(i can leap,
Tall buildings
In a single bound...)
Booom!!!!
Right through the fuckinand' phone-booth ceiling!
(itand's a plane!)
Naw, sooperman loverand's the name
I can slam king-kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat/that was wishinand'
He was in his litter
Watchinand' fritz on channel 6and'n
Relaxinand'
Feet cocked-up/ just a little
With a cod cocktail
And a bowl, of tender vittles
I snatched, him
Took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he wonand't start
Meowinand' and bitchinand'
The letter in catand's tag address (?)
Said the projects
(elevatorand's broke!)
So i had to take the back steps
(knock, knock)
The door opened
Then my eyes swole
From this badass dame (damn!)
Sippinand' a quart of andquot;old goldandquot;
-andquot;yo, is this your cat?andquot;
-andquot;awww, yes! whereand'd you find him at?andquot;
-andquot;he was stuck in a tree,
Around uptown manhattanandquot;
-andquot;well how the hell did you save him?
Are you police/undercover?andquot;
-andquot;naw baby,
The andquot;sandquot; on my chest stands for:andquot;
Chorus: sooperman lover (yeah!)
Baby call him the sooperman lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. yes, yes indeed...
Verse 2
She was grateful
Lookinand' for ways to repay me
No money,
A donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe?
Of course
What kind of sauce(?) did i take?
Make my donut jelly
And my coffee sanka
We sat,
Unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms
and'cause my pythons looked stacked
andquot;goddamn, sooperlover!
Yo shit looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you
With muscles like this? (you bad motherfucker!)andquot;
(iand'm stronger than a locomotive)
Iand'll keep hittin ya like rocky
She ran to the room
And came back with a (?)
Negligee, high-heeled shoes,
Witand' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up,
Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up
To mix the coke with the smoke
Yo, she was no joke
She took a sniff,
Some got on her top lip
That bitch stuck out her tounge
And gave her top lip a lick
And said: -andquot;here baby, hit it.andquot;
-andquot;naw baby, i ainand't witand' it
Youand'd need more than a body
To make me wanna hit that shit!andquot;
But iand'll hit the blunt
So she took out her fronts
Cracked the philly
Opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then i took a long pull
It was hype/ outtasite
We ran into the bedroom
So i cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers
And oh, brother! i was witand' it
Ready to hit it
Asked my dick, andquot;yo, whassup gee?andquot;
andquot;yo man, shitand's thickandquot;
Licked her down her belly
And kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands betewwn the legs
And i felt the bozack(!)
As big as mine (yo!)
This bitch must be craze,
So i threw my suit on
And i was swayze...
and'cause iand'm the:
Chorus
