(voicebox: wow wow wow wow ooh jump my bone)
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I hope we can all get alone tonight
Iand'm tryinand' to take me somethinand' home tonight
Lay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay on
Then after that she gonand' jump my bone (2x)
Gets tweeded up in the club niggas in the parking lot
? ? paper bitches from different cities
And iand'm tryinand' to stick my ding a ling
Between one of these super badass bitches
andquot;say ho, oh, you donand't want me to talk to you like that?andquot;
She say, andquot;oh i got your whole precise nigga, i donand't even listen to
Rapandquot;
I said, andquot;how you know a motherfucker rap?andquot; she say, andquot;ainand't you
40-water?
I read an article on you while i was up under the dryinand' net
Magazine double xlandquot; (xxl)
I heard that, okay whatand's crackaleezie whatand's the heezie deezie?
Why you try to act like you was godand's gift to the world
A few minutes of heezie leezie?
All my dentures gathered around to take a look
At this bankded beauty dolly parton gluteus maximus
Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty),
Straight centerfold suzette
Iand'm in the mix (iand'm in the mix) check it out
Iand'm in the mix like a blender
Stay right down the street from paul from the diamond center
I used to cut grass for a livinand'
But now i count cash for a livinand' (beotch, beotch!)
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Now, there was a cool little old fuck
Smoked a little broccelius then we stopped by the burrito truck
Stuck, man this shit hereand's crazy
Iand'm in a ford, fix or repair daily
Old school antique lifters tickinand'
With a gas leak radiator off the heater reads
Iand'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what the fuckand's wrong with this
Car?
Shit, shit, shit, shit i shouldand've drove my northstar
Dependable, new school get you where you need to be when you need to
Be
Enemies aiminand' at me with they darts
While iand'm footinand' it, walkinand' to kragens auto parts
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A week later, everything was foand' shoand'
My album was about to drop so i went on a promotional toand'
Bus driver why you cruisinand' dude? where we headed?
Houston texas, one moand' mile, two moand' exits
Ordered a 3 minimum and i see checkinand' in at the doubletree
What are you talkinand' about, dudes who? 8-ball and mjd
Ball with the hoes
All the hoes be in papi oand's
Later on that day
Say you know a motherfucker canand't come to houston
Without visitinand' little j
The scarfaces, the drapers and the greens
The northsides and club boomerangs and beotch!
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