(feat. Kenan Thompson)
[ANDY]
Oh, it’s been a long time coming
Two of the world’s greatest
America’s Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre
([Kenan:] Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?)
We ‘bout to take it to the top
Hit ‘em, Reba
[KENAN]
Haters in my face
Try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining ([Andy:] Here we go!)
Two big stars from opposite worlds
‘Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy:] Yeah, she’s the queen of country)
He’s a comedy prince
Makin’ something out of nothing ([Andy:] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up fucking ([Andy:] No doubt!)
[ANDY]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said “groovy”
Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it”
Made love all night ([Kenan:] More like we fucked!)
Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
‘Cause this is way too strong
I can’t leave it alone
Because her pussy’s the bomb
[KENAN]
Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy:] Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
‘Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!)
([Andy:] You’re my undercover freak)
And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve
([Andy:] That’s right ‘cause I’m a city boy)
And I’m a country girl
And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue
[ANDY]
Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave ([Kenan:] And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is fuck me
I’m a lucky guy ([Kenan:] I’m a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her
They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan:] Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous ‘cause I’m dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan:] Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, they’re just liars
They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
[KENAN]
Since I came out my mama’s butt
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, “hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” ([Andy:] Tell ‘em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy:] SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock
[ANDY]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan:] Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, ‘til the day that we die ([Kenan:] I’m Reba!)
