People tell me that i brag a lot and'cause i call myself the masterman
Always talkinand' and'bout how i got dynamite in every hand
Hit it
Me and my brother we live alone got no television got no
telephone
But when we walk down the street people get out of the way
They say andquot;here come the masterman and baby jandquot;
andquot;here come the masterman and baby jandquot;
Hit it hit it
When we get on the mike weand'll be number one
Even top d.m.c. and run
Everybodyand's really gonna have some fun
and'cause weand're takinand' and'em all the way down
Weand're takinand' and'em all the way down
Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that
Gonna tell everybody where itand's at
All over the world people gonna say
You got to dig the masterman and baby j
You got to dig the masterman and baby j
Hit it
People tell me andquot;man you live in a dumpandquot;
andquot;you wonand't never be nothinand' but a pumped-up chumpandquot;
You got no money--you got no sense
You wonand't never be nothing, you wonand't ever be nothing
I say well-well-well-well
When i look out my window, you know what i see
I donand't see no whores in the stinkinand' street
I donand't see no drunks and junkies dying
I donand't see no bums or garbage flyinand'
I see me and j in the l.a. coliseum
100,000 people on their feet
And theyand're laughinand' and bumpinand' and screaminand' and cryinand'
And jumpinand' up on their seat
And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And it gets real quiet in the coliseum with the stage all
dark and bare
Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah
But the people stayinand' right there
Then you can hear that announcer say
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
L.a.and's own, the number one
The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the usa
The masterman and baby j!
The masterman and baby j!