Yeah gotta say whatand's up to my nigga slick rick
For those who donand't like it eat a dick
But for those who with me sing that shit
As it go a little something like this
La di da di we likes to party
We donand't cause trouble we donand't bother nobody
Weand're just some niggaz whoand're on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic [right]
For all my doggs keepin yand'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz itand's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin
Which we create, cuz thatand's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this types of shit happens every-day
I woke up around 10 oand'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
And said um andquot;mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top dogg of them all?andquot;
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, andquot;you are you conceited bastardandquot;
Well thatand's true, thatand's why we never have no beef
So i slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used oil of olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then i got the file, for my fingernails
Iand'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so i can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new doggy underwear
For all the bitches i might take home
I got the johnson baby powder and cool water cologne
Now iand'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, i forgot my indo
Then i dilly [dally] i ran through an [alley]
I bumped into this smoker named [sally] from the [valley]
This was a girl playin hard to get
So i said andquot;whatand's wrong?andquot; cuz she looked upset
She said um
Itand's all because of you, iand'm feelin said and blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much youand'll never know
Cause you took your dope away from me
A-huh, a-huh, ahuh
Damn, now what was i to do
Sheand's cryin over me and she was feelin blue
I said, andquot;um, donand't cry, dry your eye
And here comes your mother with those two little guysandquot;
Her mean mother steps then says to me andquot;hi!!andquot;
Decked sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Somethin was wrong i said, andquot;what was goin on?andquot;
I tried to break up, i said, andquot;stop it, just leave her!andquot;
She said, andquot;if i canand't smoke none, she canand't either!andquot;
She grabbed my closely by my socks
So i broke the hell out, and i grabbed my sack of rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick
And sayin....
Why donand't you give me a play
So we can brake it down the long beach way
And if you give me that okay
Iand'll give you all my love today
Doggy, doggy, doggy, canand't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And i just love your jazzy ways
Doggy dogg, your love is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept goin
The bitch been around before my motherand's born!
I said, andquot;cheer up!andquot; so i gave her a hit
I said, andquot;you canand't have me, iand'm too young for you bitch!andquot;
She said, andquot;no youand're not,andquot; then she starts cryin
I says iand'm nineteen, she says, andquot;stop lyin!andquot;
I says, andquot;i am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, i canand't be your loverandquot;
Yeah, uhh, tic toc you donand't stop
And to the, ah tic toc and you donand't quit
Yeah, tic toc and ya donand't stop, and to the
Ah tic toc and ya donand't quit, beeeotch!
