It wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
Snow was a filthy oland' bastard,
and getting worse with age
a dirty old man, but a funny old cunt
twisted and depraved
but the young mums loved old snow
and'cuz he looked like santa claus
and theyand'd bring their kids to meet him
and to hear him (raspy voice) ho ho ho
It wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
And snow would con and'em young mums
to sit on santaand's knee...
snow loved them bouncing young mums bums
the fucking filthy sleaze.
but all the young mums loved him too
and they loved to sit with snow
and snow would bounce and'em up and down
and youand'd hear him (raspy voice) ho ho ho.
It wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
And snow just couldnand't help himself
the deviant old prick
and with them young mums bouncing on his knee
heand'd be fumblinand' for his zip.
then heand'd casually take the young mumand's hand
and move it nice and slow
and drop it on his floppy cock
and youand'd hear him (raspy) ho...ho ho...oh
It wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
it wouldnand't be kristmas without snow
youand'll know santaand's coming when you hear him ho ho ho