Yo fatlip man
Yo man they tryinand' to run a 5-0 move on us man
Yo man
You got to tell the suckers whatand's up boy
Yeah ha-ha
I got a letter from the dmv
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended
For a minute then pretended
That i never even got the damn letter
Itand's nine oand'clock
On the dot
So i think iand'd better
Scoot off to school
and'cause in class thereand's a test
I gotta dress fast
Grab my glasses and my vest
Oh damn
As hardheaded as i am
Hopped in my hootie ride
Pumped up the jam
Put it in reverse
Into first
And disperse and
From that very moment on my day got worse
As i was standing in the street
I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that derekand's on his way
I ran to get my coat
And a bag from the room
It took a minute, boom
Hopped into the car
We drove away in a zoom
I assume doom
As we were drivinand' on the gravel
At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
So i ramble
About my life (is thatand's a) shambles
Shouldand'a took the bus
A bus without the (silence horses)
Oh nice
I wish we had good bikes
We need to exercise
Maybe we could take a hike
Anand' you could give sheri back those car keys
Because everywhere i walk i would not have to say please
Please
Donand't pull me over mr. officer
Donand't pull me over mr. officer please
(x4)
Away
To our destination
No license no insurance
Not even registration
Tags on the plate say december and'82
Carand's so dirty it looks gray
But itand's really blue
Who would
Think weand're up to good
Four black niggas ridinand' through the neighborhood
In hats and glasses
Makinand' funny passes
Like drivinand' slowly
Playinand' low-key for asses
Knowinand' damn well one shine will harrass us
And all the while
We see girls jog
Sheriand's little car is pourinand' out smog
Then we made a right and i spotted one in tights [ooh]
[yo baby whatand's up, pull over]
[you live with your homeboys?...yeah i live with my
Homeboys...thatand's where youand're takinand' me to your house
Where your homeboys are?...i mean but theyand're not
Home...you ainand't got your own crib?...naw i aint got...]
[5-0 man, 5-0]
Lights, action
Without the camera
Side-greens and high beams
Two to a tee
The blue coat billy goats are crowdin up my rearview
Hot on the trail of an innocent being
My heartbeat is racinand' at a pace so fast
Iand'm wishinand' that the coppers would get off my ass
My tail, canand't go to jail and'cause itand's wack
What would happen to my girl and my record contract
Yo fellas [what]
Take off the baseball caps
Word up i heard that the nerves get tapped
And throw on the glasses and give up the (tees)
Oh please donand't pull me over officer please
Iand'm discomboberated [what]
Discomboberated [what]
Discomboberated malfunctionated faded
F-a-d-e-d
I canand't believe itand's me
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh
Please
Donand't pull me over mr. officer
Donand't pull me over mr. officer please
(x4)
[you donand't have a license, you have a warrant, you have
Ninety parking tickets we have to take you in uh...give me
A break, shit man i didnand't do nothinand' man...ok so, so
Nobody has a license? ok uh,...howand're you gonna accuse
Me of doinand' something dude...yeah you guys are definitely
Goinand' to jail here, ok letand's get that impound truck uh right
Over here um...weand're getting pulled over weand're going to
Jail]