How hereand's a little story - iand've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With adrock, m.c.a., and me - mike d.
Been had a little horsy named paul revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriffand's posse on my tail cause iand'm in demand
One lonely beastie i be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettinand' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookinand' for a girl - i ran into a guy
His name is m.c.a., i said, andquot;howdyandquot; - he said, andquot;hiandquot;
He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that heand's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, andquot;can i get some?andquot;
I said, andquot;you canand't get none!andquot;
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - i thought iand'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
andquot;now my name is m.c.a. - iand've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - itand's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - i make myself clear.andquot;
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, i had a grin
You think this storyand's over but itand's ready to begin
andquot;now i got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
Itand's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with meandquot; i said, iand'll ride with you if
You can get me to the border
The sheriffand's after me for what i did to his daughter
I did it like this - i did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So iand'm on the run - the copand's got my gun
And right about now - itand's time to have some fun
The king adrock - that is my name
And i know the fly spot where they got the champagne.andquot;
We rode for six hours the we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.c.a. said, andquot;yo, you know this kid?andquot;
I said, andquot;i didnand't.andquot; - but i know he did
The kid said, andquot;get ready cause this ainand't funny
My nameand's mike d. and iand'm about to get money.andquot;
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, andquot;stick and'em up!andquot; - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
andquot;iand'm mike d. and i get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what i expectandquot;
M.c.a. was with it and heand's my ace
So i grabbed the piano player and i punched him in the face
The piano playerand's out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike d. grabbed the money - m.c.a. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer thatand's cold.
