Itand's been one week since you looked at me
cocked your head to the side
and said iand'm angry
five days since you laughed at me saying
get that together come back and see me
three days since the living room,
i realized itand's all my fault, but couldnand't tell you
yesterday youand'd forgiven me
but itand'll still be two days till i say iand'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
as i make you stop, think
youand'll think youand're looking at aquaman
i summon fish to the dish,
although i like the chalet swiss
i like the sushi
'cause itand's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when i bust rhymes
big like leann rimes
because iand'm all about value
bert kaempfertand's got the mad hits
you try to match wits
you try to hold me but i bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
iand'd like a stinkin, achin shake
i like vanilla, itand's the finest of the flavors
gotta see the show,
cause then youand'll know
the vertigo is gonna grow
cause itand's so dangerous,
youand'll have to sign a waiver
How can i help it if i think youand're funny when youand're mad
trying hard not to smile though i feel bad
iand'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
canand't understand what i mean?
well, you soon will
i have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
i have a history of taking off my shirt
Itand's been one week since you looked at me
threw your arms in the air and said youand're crazy
five days since you tackled me
iand've still got the rug burns on both my knees
itand's been three days since the afternoon
you realized itand's not my fault not a moment too soon
yesterday youand'd forgiven me
and now i sit back and wait till you say youand're sorry
Chickity china the chinese chicken
you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickinand'
watchin x-files with no lights on,
weand're dans la maison
i hope the smoking manand's in this one
like harrison ford iand'm getting frantic
like sting iand'm tantric
like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurosawa i make mad films
okay i donand't make films
but if i did theyand'd have a samurai
gonna get a set of better clubs
gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my irons arenand't always flying off the backswing
gotta get in tune with sailor moon
cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing
How can i help it if i think youand're funny when youand're mad
trying hard not to smile though i feel bad
iand'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
canand't understand what i mean?
you soon will
i have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
i have a history of losing my shirt
Itand's been one week since you looked at me
dropped your arms to your sides and said iand'm sorry
five days since i laughed at you and said
you just did just what i thought you were gonna do
three days since the living room
we realized weand're both to blame, but what could we do?
yesterday you just smiled at me
cause itand'll still be two days till we say weand're sorry
Itand'll still be two days till we say weand're sorry
itand'll still be two days till we say weand're sorry
birchmount stadium, home of the robbie
