Thatand's life, thatand's the way it goes
layinand' down laws and taxinand' hos
sometimes i canand't take no more
always leaving shows through the back door
What you got d-toke?
now what you got st?
teach me how to get my mack to a t
first of all, i put that pimp twist on her
then i let her know that iand'm a p-town baller
next thing you know, you see i get no rejection
high in charisma, smooth-ass complexion
iand'm daddy x and i come with correction
you know thereand's infection, so wear some protection
ainand't nobody slicker than b-dub on the mixer
donand't bring your girlfriend and'round because heand's down to get with her
fool what you barkinand', it must be the liquor
iand'm back on your bitch so stick around like a sticker
naw, but iand'm quicker cuz iand'm the d-l-o-c
all the freaks know me, they call me loc daddy
i rock shit on the daily, your girlfriend she paged me
i bust you in the grill, then go chill with your lady
Itand's the pimp twist, itand's the pimp twist
yeah, yeah, pimpin ainand't easy!
Thatand's life, thatand's the way it goes
layinand' down laws and taxinand' hos
sometimes i canand't take no more
always leaving shows through the back door
Yo iand'm saint dub, and known to drink some brandy
i gots the foul whistle cuz it comes in handy
i once knew this bitch by the name of candy
but he kicked her out because the punani was sandy
saint dog kicked her out, daddy x took her in
massengil, summerand's eve, then i sexed her skin
no girlfriend because theyand're too damn hectic
i only like the ones that are down to get naked
well loc knew candy, i knew that bitch
i took her out once, made her think iand'm rich
romance, slow dance, made her feel great
and at the end of the night i worked that ass like a slave
loc did you call her? i didnand't bend a wrist
fool, i thought you knew itand's the fucking pimp twist
Itand's the pimp twist, itand's the pimp twist
kottonmouth is the crew that the ladies miss
yes, they down with this, and so they reminisce
about the day they were caught up in the pimp twist
Thatand's life, thatand's the way it goes
layinand' down laws and taxinand' hos
sometimes i canand't take no more
always leaving shows through the back door
Now p-town ballers is the name i claim
been through many cities and itand's all the same
i see a freak, i look in her direction
5 minutes later sheand'll be licking my erection
now iand'm not a cock blocker like you might suppose
just a game i run on these mother fucking hos
like i once knew this girl named vanessa, i undressed her
last december, or november. was it september?
iand'm a stoner reeking havoc, i donand't remember, shit!
Hold your seat
let me take you to another plateau
exhilaration of your mind comes with my flow
really though, iand'll let you know iand'm that boy st
exposing your mind to the rhymes of a p-town baller
iand'll make your girl holler my name in pain as i proceed to call her
my versatile machine on my new found lady
hit it once and sheand'll be down to pay me
no babies cuz i elect to protect
from that hiv shit if my dick gets erect, so check
after iand'm through, itand's out the door, i thought you knew
iand'm a p-town baller, fool i gotta tell the crew
Itand's the pimp twist, itand's the pimp twist
kottonmouth make a sweet girl turn a trick
and yes, sheand's down with this, and so sheand'll reminisce
about the days she was caught up in the pimp twist
Perpetrator? naw, educator
playa hata? more like a generator
hesitater? naw, demonstrator
masturbator? naw, masticator on you old ladyand's twat
the shit was hot, the pussy got got, i hit the g-spot
my other buddy ate it, his tongue got rot
but he knew what he was in for when the booze got bought
now thatand's not a lot but thatand's food for thought
you gotta bur up if sheand's hot to trot
like it or not you need to smoke more pot
and think about your problems, connect the dots
Thatand's life, thatand's the way it goes
layinand' down laws and taxinand' hos
sometimes i canand't take no more
always leaving shows through the back door
with the dirty ho, through the back door
took the little skeezy to the mo-mo
and now itand's oh no about the info
gotta keep the shit on the down low
on the down low, about the info
gotta keep the shit on the down low