andlt;sound of wire-service telegraphyandgt;
Spoken: hello, evand'ryone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that
is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. there seems to have
been some disturbance here. pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Spoken: yeah, i did. iand's standinand' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-
runninand' through the pole beans, through the fruits and'and'nand' vegetables, nekked as a
jaybird. and'nand' i hollered over tand'ethel, i said andquot;donand't look, ethel!!andquot; and'nand' itand's too late-
sheand'd already been incensed.
(here he comes)
looka dat, looka dat
(there he goes)
looka dat, looka dat
(and he ainand't wearinand' no clothes)
Whoa, yes they call him the streak andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
(looka dat, looka dat)
fastest thing on two feet
looka dat, looka dat
heand's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
he gun give us a peek
oh, yes they call him the streak andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
(looka dat, looka dat)
he likes to show off his physique
(looka dat, looka dat)
if thereand's an audience to be found
heand'll be streakinand' a-round invitinand' public critique andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
Spoken: this is your action news reporter once again and weand're here at the gas
station. pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Spoken: yeah, i did. iand's just in here gettinand' my tawres checked and'nand' he just
appeared outta the back. come streakinand' around the grease rack there-didnand't have
nuthin on but a smile!! i looked at her and ethel was gettinand' and'er a cold drink. i
hollered andquot;donand't look, ethel!!andquot; but itand's too late-sheand'd already been mooned!!
flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!!
(he ainand't crude)
(looka dat, looka dat)
(he ainand't rude)
(looka dat, looka dat)
(heand's just in the mood to run in the nude)
Whoa, yes they call him the streak andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
(looka dat, looka dat)
he likes to turn other cheek
(looka dat, looka dat)
heand's always makinand' the news wearinand' just his tennis shoes
guess you could call him unique andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
andlt;sound of wire-service telegraphyandgt;
Spoken: once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?
Spoken: yeah, i did. halftime, iand's just goinand' down there to get ethel a snow cone.
here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblinand'. right down the middle of the
floor. didnand't have on nothinand' but his keds! made a hook shot and got out through
the concession stand. i hollered up at ethel, i said andquot;donand't look, ethel!!andquot;..too
late. sheand'd already gotten a free shot. grandstand. right there in front of the
home team.
Whoa, yes they call him the streak andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
Closing: not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on at once. ray is
singing a verse and the backup singers are doing (looka dat, looka dat) while ray,
on an overlaid track is speaking andlt;fastest thing on two feetandgt; andquot;ethel! is that you
ethel? andlt; heand's just as proud as he can be andgt; what doandlt;of his anatomyandgt; you think
youand're doin? andlt; he gonna give us a peekandgt; you get your clothes on !!andquot;
whoa, yes they call him the streak andlt;andquot;zippppandquot; kazoo soundandgt;
andquot;ethel, where you goinand'? andlt; he likes to show off his physiqueandgt; ethel, you
shameless hussy!!andquot; andlt;if thereand's an audience to be found, heand'll be streakinand' a-round
invitinand' public critiqueandgt; say it isnand't so, ethel!!
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