Verse one: humpty hump (shock g)
All right!
Stop whatcha doinand'
and'cause iand'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
But yo iand'm makinand' money see
So yo world i hope youand're ready for me.
Now gather round
Iand'm the new fool in town
And my soundand's laid down by the underground.
I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is humpty, pronounced with a umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how i like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
Iand'm steppinand' tall, yand'all,
And just like humpty dumpty
Youand're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
Iand'm spunky. i like my oatmeal lumpy.
Iand'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes i get ridiculous
Iand'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, cand'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, i called ya fat.
Look at me, iand'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettinand' busy
Iand'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
Iand'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say iand'm ugly but it just donand't faze me.
Iand'm still gettinand' in the girlsand' pants
And i even got my own dance
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The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the humpty hump, come on and do the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump, just watch me do the humpty hump
Do ya know what iand'm doinand', doinand' the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
Verse two:
People say andquot;yo, humpty, youand're really funny lookinand'andquot;
Thatand's all right and'cause i get things cookinand'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya canand't get near me
I give and'em more, see, and on the floor, b,
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, iand'm really beinand' sincere
and'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh iand'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, iand'm still gettinand' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know iand'm in charge,
Both how iand'm livinand' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, i shoot an arrow like cupid,
I use a word that donand't mean nothinand', like looptid
I sang on doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
Iand'm the one who said just grab and'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that i like to bite
Well, yeah, i guess itand's obvious, i also like to write.
All ya had to do was give humpty a chance
And now iand'm gonna do my dance.
{chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, thatand's the break, yand'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that i told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Itand's real easy to do--check it out
Verse three:
First i limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakinand' and twitchinand' kinda like i was smokinand'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like m.c. hammer on crack, humpty
Thatand's all right and'cause my bodyand's in motion
Itand's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, yand'all, humpty humpand's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpinand', funkinand', jumpinand',
Jig around, shakinand' ya rump,
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, iand'm doinand' the hump.
{chorus}
Black people, do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
White people, do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
Puerto ricans, do the humpty hump, just keep on doinand' the hump
Samoans, do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
Letand's get stoopid!
{chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the underground is in the house
Iand'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
Keep on doinand' the humpty dance,
And to the ladies,
Peace and humptiness forever
{music and fade}
