Cor blimey
Cor blimey guvnor iand'm the big and'un,
cop an eyeful of this muscular arm.
being toughand'nand'tough is my kind of fun
but, of course i never do no harm.
ainand't my fault i like cracking bones,
gives me a funny kind of thrill,
and i canand't help smiling at the pathetic moans,
when i go in for the kill.
Tribal wars are raging, thereand's a battlefield on the street,
thereand's games to play
and hell to pay
when the rival tribal rebels meet.
Why canand't people just leave me be?
canand't help doing what i do,
iand'll do anybody who ainand't like me
so forget your what, why or who.
i ainand't got no purpose and i donand't give a fuck,
i never asked for this life.
if youand're looking for reasons youand're out of luck,
iand'll show you the point with my knife.
Tribal wars are raging, no-oneand's safe out on their own,
the gangs are about
and they scream and shout,
so youand'd better not be caught alone.
I did it cos there ainand't nothing else to do,
nowhereand'll let me in..
it ainand't my fault i want to hurt and screw
so iand've destroyed every place where iand've been.
i had trouble at the local so they wonand't serve me there,
i just had to chivvy up this bloke,
left him with a smile cut from ear to ear.
but the bleeder never got the joke.
i used to have a bird but i put her up the spout
so i had to tell her where to get off.
well, you canand't blame me if i want to get about,
if youand're a man youand've gotta be tough.
i used to go down the cafe for tea
but my boot got attacked by the door,
so now it ainand't open for the likes of me
and weand're back on the streets like before.
Tribal wars are raging, our heroes are standing tall,
but the truth of the matter,
if you cut out the patter,
is that pride always comes before the fall.
They can stand on the corner
with their violence and their hate,
stand there and fester
till theyand've left it too late
to realise itand's themselves theyand've put their on the spot
cos theyand've wasted the one and only life that theyand've got.
Tribal wars are raging, everyoneand's acting out bad parts,
hey big man, take a look at yourself itand's in the mirror that the real war starts.