Brainiac with a zany act cleptomaniac
Before i go to work i smoke me a fat sack
Of indo then climb through the window
And eye the vcr and load it in the pinto huh!
Yes iand'm on my way to the bait
Or should i say the pawn shop but i donand't smoke rocks
Some people say iand'm crazy and they think iand'm on crack
Cause i hock all the shit and i never get it back
Coolio loco you better call bronco
Stole a link from my auntie, and sold it to my uncle
Took the flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse
Put the girl to sleep then i went through her purse
Bandit, underhanded, yes iand'm skanless
Snake in the grass fool, iand'm taking chances
If the price is right, you can call me a killer
Before i was a rap singer, they called me sticky finger
(andquot;but heand's stickin you, and takin all of you moneyandquot; -- guru)
(andquot;i ainand't never got gaffled like thatandquot; - jd)
(andquot;donand't, you blink, or iand'ma rob your ass blindandquot; - sticky fingers)
(andquot;what you doin stickin in that peopleand's window?andquot; - richard pryor)
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) big fat dope sack
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) ca-di-llac
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) big gold chain
(andquot;thatand's the life, a-that i leadandquot; -- run-d.m.c.)
Coolio call me shady, janky, slick right
You and your crew better duck from my gunshots
I takes no shit, carryin no drama
If i canand't get you i bust a cap on your momma
I never had a grip, so i learn how to shoplift
My trenchcoat is long and now i got some fresh shit
Yeah, buddy, shtand's lookin good
Gets much props and respect from the hood
Caps from my raps and a trunk full of hubcaps
Step to the crew, and youand're bound to catch a pimp slap
But i donand't pimp no bitch for my dough
They got somethin i want, i just rob the hoe
Early birds catch the worm so i crow like a rooster
They follow me round the store because they know that iand'm a booster
Tell me what you want and iand'll be the stealer
Call me coolio, or call me sticky fingers
(andquot;coolio...andquot;)
(andquot;first they doand' ring, now they mob ringandquot;)
(andquot;told you before, you shouldnand'ta never fell asleepandquot; - big daddy kane)
(andquot;give it up, give it up, give it upandquot;)
I donand't wanna go to jail cause i donand't like the lockup
Turn out the lights and get ready for the sock up
One plus three equals four for the knockout
Got circles on that ass like a mike tyson punchout
You better hide your shit if you wanna keep it
Iand'm driving down the street in your and'llac while youand're sleepin
I was born with a sickness, that they call brokeness
Never said i was the best, but iand'm damn sure the locand'est
Up, up, and away, like a rocket
Some fool got shot, now iand'm goin through his pockets
He wonand't be needin no dollars where heand's goin
And when i get to hell iand'ma act like i donand't know him
Iand'm takin everything that ainand't bolted to the floor
And before i go i steal the knocker of your front door
Let me be free for iand'm a thief and a gangster
Before i was a rap singer, they called me sticky fingers
(andquot;yeah we want everything... do you have any dreams, we want them
Tooandquot;)
