Brainiac with a zany act cleptomaniac
Before i go to work i drink me a tall glass
My crew know then climb through the window
And eye the vcr and load it in the pinto huh!
Yes iand'm on my way to the bait
Or should i say the pawn shop but i donand't smoke rocks
Some people say iand'm crazy and they think iand'm on crack
Cause i clock on the grip and i never give it back
Coolio loco, you better call bronco
Stole a link from my auntie, and sold it to my uncle
Took the flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse
Put the girl to sleep then i went through her purse
Bandit, underhanded, yes iand'm skanless
Snake in the grass fool, iand'm taking chances
If the price is right, you can call me a killer
Before i was a rap singer, they called me sticky finger
(andquot;but heand's stickin you, and takin all of you moneyandquot; -- guru)
(andquot;i ainand't never got gaffled like thatandquot; - jd)
(andquot;donand't, you blink, or iand'ma rob your ass blindandquot; - sticky fingers)
(andquot;what you doin stickin in that peopleand's window?andquot; - richard pryor)
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) big fat dope sack
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) ca-di-llac
(andquot;gimme that...andquot;) big gold chain
(andquot;thatand's the life, a-that i leadandquot; -- run-d.m.c.)
Coolio call me shady, janky, slick right
You and your crew better duck from my gunshots
I takes no lip, carryin no drama
If i canand't get you i bust a cap on your momma
I never had a grip, so i learn how to shoplift
My trenchcoat is long, and now i got a fresh kit
Yeah, buddy, thief lookin good
Gets much props and respect from the hood
Caps from my raps and a trunk full of hubcaps
Step to the crew, and youand're bound to catch a pimp slap
But i donand't pimp no trick for my dough
They got somethin i want, i just rob the hoe
Early birds catch the worm so i crow like a rooster
They follow me round the store because they know that iand'm a booster
Tell me what you want and iand'll be the stealer
Call me coolio, or call me sticky fingers
(andquot;coolio...andquot;)
(andquot;first they doand' ring, now they mob ringandquot;)
(andquot;told you before, you shouldnand'ta never fell asleepandquot; - big daddy kane)
(andquot;give it up, give it up, give it upandquot;)
I donand't wanna go to jail cause i donand't like the lockup
Turn out the lights and get ready for the sock up
One plus three equals four for the knockout
Got circles on that ass like a mike tyson punchout
You better hide your grip, if you wanna keep it
Iand'm driving down the street in your and'llac while youand're sleepin
I was born with a sickness, that they call brokeness
Never said i was the best, but iand'm damn sure the locand'est
Up, up, and away, like a rocket
Some fool got shot, now iand'm goin through his pockets
He wonand't be needin no dollars where heand's goin
And when i get to hell iand'ma act like i donand't know him
Iand'm takin everything that ainand't bolted to the floor
And before i go i steal the knocker of your front door
Let me be free for iand'm a thief and a gangster
Before i was a rap singer, they called me sticky fingers
(andquot;yeah we want everything... do you have any dreams, we want them
Tooandquot;)
