You got mc confusion? iand'm frontalot!
if i were mc frontalittle iand'd be telling you only ever what iand'm not
but i am the most frontingest
carving off the obfuscation, little something just
to confuse you with, and like a villain
i got conundrums, your empty head they gonna fill in
still in effect, the mock you made?
my dexterity ainand't 20 when the skills are displayed
sand'allright i took it for a compliment
shows you know nerdcoreand's extent
Which mc was that? i canand't recollect
heard him on the internet, it was mc front-a-something
but i didnand't hit save
which mc was that? i couldnand't say.
Was it mc chicken-in-the-hat? i remember him
he was a fat dude, wait was he thin?
now i know i seen his video up on the box
with the dirty-ass beak, calling roosters cocks
got a feather like a pimp swaying up on the side
mc chicken-in-the-hat got pride.
but i canand't recall if it was him or not.
(pssst it was mc frontalot)
was it mc razzle-dazzle? was it mc plain?
was it mc indamirra akamc vain?
was it mc pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen?
(if it was him i wouldnand't miss him)
was it mc elephant, that would be relevant
and'cause of how my memory got crooked now itand's hella bent
lemme think, iand'ma figure out
[what mc are they talking about?]
Maybe it was mc matter-of-fact
got the authenteezy easy riding his act
always speaking the truth, never fronts one bit
he and dj so-sincere donand't quit
but i think for some reason that it wasnand't him
wait was it was mc out-on-a-limb?
with the very risky rapping, donand't know whatand'll happen
to the time, a verbal contortionist
squeezing tongue portions, sublime
on the mic and'cept for when the boughand's breaking
picked him out the line-up, mistaked him
yo, it was definitely mc wrong
rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs
then again it coulda been mc insight
striking suckers stone blind with the lyrical light
must confess, iand'm hard pressed to be certain
was it mc hides-behind-the-curtain
calling andquot;pay no attention to man on the micandquot;
must be a wizard when he rhymes so tight
youand're having difficulty dredging out your brain: the fact
of which mc was that?
Step up poindexter, act smarter than you are
about to pull the mc name out the jar
and whoever guessed closest wins a nine-sided die
and a gift certificate to fryand's
yo the moniker is mc frontalot
i got a +1 bag of nerdcore hiphop
and my mail list busted a hundred so iand'm famous
itand's unbelievable nobody know what my name is
