I was at the mall sippinand' on a milkshake
Playinand' the wall takinand' a break
Admirinand' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
Thatand's when i seen her
Her name was tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said andquot;how you doinand' my nameand's big l
Donand't ask me how iand'm livinand' and'cause yo iand'm living swell
But then again iand'm livinand' kind of foul
and'cause my girl donand't know that iand'm out on the prowlandquot;
To make a long story short, i got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankinand' her and thankinand' her, chewinand' her and doinand' her
Layinand' like a king on sheets of satin
Thatand's what time it is, you know whatand's happeninand'
She had a big ole booty, i was doinand' my duty
I mean, yo, i admit that my girland's a cutie
But tina was erotic, earland's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When i went home, i kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, i couldnand't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
I went to the high school about three oand'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridinand' my jock
My homeboyand's jeep, the system blastinand'
Cold forty dogs, smilinand' and laughinand'
Girls all over, the kind i adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
Thatand's when i seen her
Her name was brenda
She had the kind of booty that iand'd always remember
I said to my man, andquot;stop the jeepandquot;
Sheand's only senteen but, yo, donand't sleep
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, andquot;yo, you look tired
Letand's go get some rest, relax by the fireandquot;
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, i have her a hug
I said to the girl, andquot;them young boys ainand't nothinand'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly buttonandquot;
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When i was through, i wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while i was eatinand'
You know what i said
Too bad you caught me cheatinand', but...
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkinand' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, andquot;i donand't care who you areandquot;
I paid it no attention, i walked inside
Because brian had a nine and he was chillinand' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookinand'
And shrimp and steak wasnand't the only thing cookinand'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, andquot;i donand't men to be rude
But iand'll take you on a platterandquot;
She said, andquot;you got a girl,andquot; i said, andquot;it donand't matter
You look like youand're tastier than a pipinand' hot pizza
Whatand's your name?andquot; she said, andquot;my tag says lisaandquot;
I said, andquot;o.k., youand're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, iand'll be backandquot;
She looked at me and said, andquot;make yourself clear
L, where we going?andquot; i said, andquot;right hereandquot;
She looked kind of puzzled, i said, andquot;youand'll seeandquot;
I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.
When she walked out the door, i threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break and'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughinand', i checked my watch
I couldnand't believe it said nine oand'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol
Who did i see, oh, yo, it was brenda
Yo, she worked at red lobster but i didnand't remember
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
See ya
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you iand'd be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So iand'm leavinand' you
See ya
