Intro:
aiiyo bimmy
so rock the bells, def jam collaboand' man
you knowand'say, bim...my...yeah
feel itand's baby, (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha ha
Chorus: ll cool j and kandice love
(l) iand'm the g.o.a.t. i just ball a lot (l)
and (cool j) iand'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
(l) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (l)
and (cool j) you see my hand not what i got and
(l) strictly evil in the big box (l)
and (cool j) itand's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
(l) get it all baby donand't stop (l)
and (cool j) donand't move the bottle let the corks pop
Verse 1: ll cool j
Iand'm incredible, well nigga, outrageous
turn money like encyclopedia pages
get freaky throw dyke bitches in cages
paid in full european shit fuck avis
rocks in ears...blinginand' the atmosphere
fuck canibus i bodied him last year
but the l still here watch face crystal clear
the other chick will give me heat while i shampoo her hair
head tilted back baby no more tears
you mumblinand' and shit duke my flow more clear
baby listen here, i been gettinand' paper for years
and program directors who fronted they disappear
and grimy ass niggas get laced with car bombs
for beinand' over-critical when uncle get it on
iand'll burn your magazine, godand'll intervene
canand't front on this hip-hop phenomenon from queens (iand'm)
Chorus: ll cool j and kandice love
(l) iand'm the g.o.a.t. i just ball a lot (l)
and (cool j) iand'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
(l) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (l)
and (cool j) you see my hand not what i got and
(l) strictly evil in the big box (l)
and (cool j) itand's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
(l) get it all baby donand't stop (l)
and (cool j) donand't move the bottle let the corks pop
Verse 2: ll cool j
Bandwagon niggas ride my dick evand'ryday
and broke ass critics always got somethinand' to say
and'bout how a nigga should flip his shit a different way
the fuck you know andquot;bout hip-hop, iand'm ll cool j, nigga
they send bentleys for me, security escort me
now you wanna run to the authorities and report me
for being cocky...tand'ward those that cock block me
iand'm makinand' millions, no nigga, it donand't shock me
iand'm supposed to have it. you never been close to karots
thatand's why you poppinand' that shit jealous bastarts
i ainand't impressed by you playa thatand's that
matter-o-fact gimme your autograph...on my nut-sack
yaand'll niggas benigni-ing...not cool
you just got some white kids in the suburbs fooled
but your albums trash from the skit to the covers
i tear the plastic off and use it for a rubber (iand'm)
Chorus: ll cool j and kandice love
(l) iand'm the g.o.a.t. i just ball a lot (l)
and (cool j) iand'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
(l) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (l)
and (cool j) you see my hand not what i got and
(l) strictly evil in the big box (l)
and (cool j) itand's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
(l) get it all baby donand't stop (l)
and (cool j) donand't move the bottle let the corks pop
Verse 3: ll cool j
Seems like evand'ry rappers a former nicky barnes
ya ugly ass corny niggas is wannabe dons
iand'm the best, platinum nine times in a row (wow)
paparozzi flash while i snatch niggas hoes (wow)
live the lifestyles so the average dime piece
wanna have my lovechild and roll l style
a man hostile, but my queens niggas run wild
so when i skate through niggas strain to smile
peep my profile and my iced-out dial
i tap my horn, say andquot;what up?andquot; but never smile
and deuce ass niggas is noodles
and your broke ass stripper weave is lookinand' like a poodle
and'scuse my french ja ma pel ll
iand'm platinum again so tell and'em to go to hell
then pour some cristal for my foes that fell
hard as hell, big fell, i excel, rock bells (iand'm)
Chorus: ll cool j and kandice love
(l) iand'm the g.o.a.t. i just ball a lot (l)
and (cool j) iand'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
(l) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (l)
and (cool j) you see my hand not what i got and
(l) strictly evil in the big box (l)
and (cool j) itand's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
(l) get it all baby donand't stop (l)
and (cool j) donand't move the bottle let the corks pop