[intro - eminem]
i donand't know dude, i think everyoneand's all jealous and s**t,
coz iand'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
and i think everybodyand's got a f**ken problem with me dude,
and they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[chorus - eminem]
these chicks donand't even know the name of my band
but theyand're all on me like they wanna hold hands
coz once i blow they know that iand'll be the man
all because iand'm the lead singer of my band
[verse 1 - eminem]
so i get offstage right, drop the mic
walk up to these hot chicks and iand'm all like
andquot;sup ladies, my names slim shady, iand'm the lead singer of d-12 babyandquot;
theyand're all like andquot;oh my god itand's him!, becky oh my f**king god itand's eminem!, i swear to f**king god that you f**king rock, please marshall please let me suck your c**kandquot;
now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas
all the chicks start yellinand' all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
but when we fight itand's kinda like sibling rivalry
coz theyand're back on stage the next night with me
andquot;dude i just think your trying to steal the light from meandquot;
yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
coz i told him jessica alba is my wife-to-be
this rockstar s**t is the life for me
and all the other guys just despise me b coz
[chorus - eminem]
these chicks donand't even know the name of my band
but theyand're all on me like they wanna hold hands
coz once i blow they know that iand'll be the man
all because iand'm the lead singer of my band
[bridge - eminem]
my band x 9
[verse 2 - swift]
you just wanna see a nigga backwards donand't you?
ainand't that how come we donand't rap pro tours
smash these vocals and do a performance
but we in a van and he in a tour bus
you donand't want my autograph youse a liar
and nah iand'm swift
(oh i thought you were kuniva)
what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
cause our s**t is looking smaller then a decimal
see i know how to rap, itand's simple but
all i did is read a russell simmons book
so iand'm all in tact trying to get on the map
doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
[verse 3 - kuniva and kon artist]
[kuniva] look at em little punk-ass thinking he the s**t
[kon artist] yea i know man by himself taking all the clicks
[kuniva] ay i thought we had an interview with dj clue
[eminem] no i had an interview, not you two
[kuniva] you gon be late for sound-check
[kon artist] man i ainand't going 2 sound-check
[kuniva] our mics is screwed up
[kon artist] and his always sound best
you know what man, imma say something, aiyo em
[eminem] you got something to say?
[kon artist] man no
[kuniva] i thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?
[kon artist] man imma tell him when i feel like man shutup
and you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
[kuniva] man i was about to talk right after you
[kon artist] oh man whatever
[kuniva] i swear, i swear man
[chorus - eminem]
these chicks donand't even know the name of my band
but theyand're all on me like they wanna hold hands
coz once i blow they know that iand'll be the man
all because iand'm the lead singer of my band
[verse 4 - proof]
they say the lead singers rock but the group is not
once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
iand'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
i should cut his mic off when the music starts (aiyo wh-)
ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
every time i hear andquot;hey dude i love your band!andquot;
we ainand't a band b***h, we donand't play instruments
so why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
and these guys acting funny every area code
andquot;proof carry my bagandquot; b***h carry your own
canand't make it to the stage, security in the way
who the f**k are you? (wheres obie and dre?)
[verse 5 - bizarre]
godammit iand'm sick of this group
time for me to go solo and make some loot
i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps
till kon artist, slipped me some crack
andquot;lose yourselfandquot; video - i was in the back
andquot;supermanandquot; video - i was in the back
for the media, i got some suggestions
f**k marshall, ask us the questions
like who are d-12, how we get started
(but what about eminem?)
b***h are you retarded?
anyway iand'm the popularest guy in the group
big ass stomach, b***hes think iand'm cute
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
did 2 and-a-half and couldnand't get up
f**k d-12, iand'm outta this band
iand'm bout to start a group with the real roxanne
[eminem]
girl why canand't you see youand're the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you donand't know my name
you donand't know my name
[chorus - bizarre and eminem]
these chicks donand't even know the name of my band (haha)
but theyand're all on me like they wanna hold hands (f**k marshall)
coz once i blow they know that iand'll be the man (yea)
all because iand'm the new...... (hahahah)
[eminem and bizarre]
my band, my band, our band, your band, our band , roxanne, shauntan
[outro]
the hottest boy band in the world
d-12!
[eminem - mexican accent]
iand'm the lead singer of my band i get all the girls to take off their underpants
iand'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
my salsa
look out for my next single itand's called andquot;my salsaandquot;
my salsa salsa salsa salsa
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
my salsa
where did everybody go?
