[bizarre]
the rap game, hip-hop 101
the hardest nine to five youand'll ever have
you canand't remember shit in no history book
you ready to rap motherfucker?
you ready to sell your soul? hahaha
the rap game will fuck you up
[swifty mcvay]
iand'ma disrupted nigga, you made me crazy
you shoulda slayed me as a baby
behavinand' shadier than wes craven
and you ainand't even gotta pay me
i take pleasure of layinand' a nigga down daily
you face me, punk itand's over, youand'll faint fast
iand've never fucked up to where i canand't whoop ya ass
youand'll neckand'll get snapped with bare hands, fuck music
is he rappinand'? itand's cool but fools, just donand't confuse it
what happens: these dudes get rude then i lose it
iand'm scandalous, i blow ya two niggas off the atlas
with a gat thatand's bigger than godzillaand's back nigga
you are not realer, in fact youand're feel the effects
of a crack dealer, yand'all presidents since we smacked
and got a mack 10 with it, so i ainand't gotta rap
but iand'm thankful for that, donand't mistakinand' me black
cuz youand'll be stankinand' in the back of a fuckinand' cadillac
[eminem]
iand'ma get snuffed, cuz i ainand't said enough to pipe down
i pipe down, when the white house just wiped out
when i see that little cheney dike get sniped out
lights out, bitch adios, goodnight
now put that in ya little pipe and bite down
think for a minute cuz the hype just died down
that i wonand't go up in the oval office right now
and flip whatever ainand't tied down upside down
iand'm all for america, fuck the government
tell that seed to laura, tell the slut to suck a dick
motherfuck ducked, what the fuck? son of a bitch
take away my gun, iand'm gonna tuck some other shit
canand't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades
and switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
shitand's like a samurai sword of cincy
shit just donand't change to this day
iand'm this way, still tell that utslay ipsbay
upsay my ipnay, and'scuse my ickpay, addelay
but uckfay the rap game
[chorus]
this rap game, this rap game
i ainand't sellinand' my soul for this rap game
and i ainand't digginand' no hole for this rap game
man, iand'm tellinand' you, know it ainand't happening
this rap game, this rap game
i ainand't sellinand' my soul for this rap game
i ainand't digginand' no hole for this rap game
this rap game, this rap game
[kon artist]
i wouldnand't wanna be drinkinand', drowned in my own inequity
but fucked that iand'ma rap and'til yand'all all get sick of me
and clutch my nuts sack and spit all who pick at me
iand'm pickinand' a rott mix, fuck the dogs you sic on me
iand'm sayinand' you motherfuckers donand't know us, quit playinand'
if iand'm broke, then iand'm breakinand' up in the place where you layinand'
you know, same shit every nigga done in his life
i lived to this wise, speak on when i want when i write
so why should i ever fear another man
if he bleed like i bleed, take a piss and he stand?
ok, you win, you can say we canand't rap
but no shorts cuz iand'm mean (??) say this is whack
[kuniva]
i walk in that party and just start bussinand' {*gunshots and screaming*}
right after i hear the last verse of andquot;self destructionandquot;
this liquor makes me wanna blast the chrome
to let you know the time without morris dangerome (nigga)
iand'm low down and shifty, quickly call swifty
to do a drive-by on the tenth speed with 50
ya feelinand' lucky? squeeze
i catch you outside of chuckie cheese
with ya seed, you be an unlucky g
my lifestyle is unstable, i party anatic
they said no fightinand' in the club so i brought me a and'matic
coughinand' the static, i jump niggas, call me a rabbit
poppinand' the tablet and guns to soften my habit(?)
[chorus]
believe me, we run this rap shit, fo sheezy
make makinand' millions look easy
everywhere you turn you see me, you hear me
believe me, before you see my pistol in three days
no time to call a peace treaty
dial 911 cuz you need the police to help (??) believe me
[proof]
i snatch the chalk from the sidewalk and piss on the curb
this is absurd, we street niggas twistinand' the words
we finally could andquot;say goodbye to hollywoodandquot;
cuz proof and shyne man shit nothinand' in common
but ask this band with gasoline chan
we never bow down to be a flash in the pan
no remorse, fuck ya stature dog
nothinand' to do with hands when i clap at yand'all
but to draw on the ground with the form and the pound
then iand'm gone outta town and'fore the law come around
so we can battle with raps, we can battle with gats
matter of fact, we can battle for plaques (this rap game)
[bizarre]
iand'm too fuckinand' retarded
i donand't give a fuck about my dick
thatand's why iand'm datinand' lorraina bobbet
my crew had an argument, who was the largest
now they all is dead and i roll as a solo artist
plus i made all the beats and wrote all the raps
well i really didnand't, but i did accordinand' to this contract
i was thrown in the snow with nowhere to go
freezinand' 20 below, forced to join (??)
my little girl, she shouldnand't listen to these lyrics
thatand's why i glued her headphones to her ear to make sure she hear it
if rap donand't work, iand'm startinand' a group with garth brooks
hahahaha, and just say andquot;lookandquot;
[chorus]
this rap game, this rap game
i ainand't sellinand' my soul for this rap game
and i ainand't digginand' no hole for this rap game
man, iand'm tellinand' you, know it ainand't happening
this rap game, this rap game
i ainand't sellinand' my soul for this rap game
i ainand't digginand' no hole for this rap game
this rap game, this rap game
