[car approaches]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;welcome to worchester. dollar twenty-five please.andquot;
[m1:] andquot;hey, how ya doinand' toll booth willie?andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;good! thanks fer askin, pop!andquot;
[m1:] andquot;aww, thatand's great, you know, considering yer a fuckinand' idiot!andquot;
[pays toll and drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
iand'll come right outta the booth and fuckinand' whack ya, you fuckinand' prick!andquot;
[another car approaches]
[m2:] andquot;hey, hey, willie! hows it going?andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;hey, canand't complain, pop. hows and'bout you?andquot;
[m2:] andquot;oh, great, great. how much?andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;the state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop.andquot;
[m2:] andquot;thatand's fine. now should i give you the money,
or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?andquot;
[pays toll and drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;why you fuckinand' hard on!
iand'll fucking carlton fisk yer fuckinand' head with a louise-ville fuckinand' slugger!
whadya think of that ass fuck!?andquot;
[another car approaches]
[f1:] andquot;hi willie.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;oh, nice to see ya mand'am. not a bad day, huh?andquot;
[f1:] andquot;well, iand'm a little lost. could you help me out?
i hear your the best with directions.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;well i know my way around new england.
i can tell ya that much. so where ya headed?andquot;
[f1:] andquot;well, i was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your ass. you know, if youand'd tell me,
iand'd appreciate it, you fuckinand' prick.andquot;
[drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;you fuckinand' bitch! fuck you!
you forgot to pay the fuckinand' toll you dirty whore!
iand'll fuckinand' drop you with a boot to the fuckinand' skull you cum guzzling queen!andquot;
[another car approaches]
[m3:] andquot;hey willie.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;hey, how are ya?andquot;
[m3:] andquot;hereand's a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself.andquot;
[pays toll and drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;dah, you fuckinand' prick!
i hope you choke on a fuckinand' bottle cap, ya fuckinand' son of a fuck!
eat shit! eat my shit!andquot;
[another car approaches]
[bishop nelson:] andquot;hello willie. good to see you.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;ahhh, bishop nelson. nice to see ya.
that was quite a sermon you had the other day.andquot;
[bishop nelson:] andquot;hey, well i do my best.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;dollar twenty-five, bishop.andquot;
[bishop nelson:] andquot;dollar twenty-five,
willie. isnand't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job,
you piece of dog shit!?andquot;
[pays toll and drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;ohhh! have another one, you fuckinand' lush!
itand's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckinand' douche bag!andquot;
[another car approaches]
[m5:] andquot;hey!andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;well hey!andquot;
[m5:] andquot;yeah, do you want the money,
or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?andquot;
[pays toll and drives off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;well, i already heard that one you fuckinand' unoriginal bastard!
go suck a corn you fuckinand' piece of repeatinand' shit!andquot;
[another car approaches]
[f2:] andquot;hi.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;oh, hi. how are ya?andquot;
[f2:] andquot;fine, thank you. how much is the toll please?andquot;
[toll booth willie:]andquot;for you sweetheart, itand's a dollar twenty-five.andquot;
[f2:] andquot;here ya go.andquot;
[pays toll]
[f2:] andquot;thank you.andquot;
[begins to drive off]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;hey! hey! honey! would you like a receipt with that?andquot;
[f2:] andquot;oh, i almost forgot. thank you so much.andquot;
[toll booth willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;and here ya are.andquot;
[f2:] andquot;umm, do you think you could sign it?andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;oh, uh.. sign it?andquot;
[f2:] andquot;yeah, sign toll booth willie was here.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;ok, sure. uhh, by the way, what is this for?andquot;
[signing receipt]
[f2:] andquot;just so i could have proof for my friends that
i met the biggest fuckinand' dip shit with the smallest dick alive.
you understand.andquot;
[drives off]
[crumples up paper]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;fuck you, you fuckinand' upity bitch!
iand'll fuckinand' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front
of your fuckinand' mothers! youand're gonna die, bitch! iand'm cominand' outta the booth!andquot;
[opens the door and runs out of the booth]
[car screeches and hits him]
[toll booth willie:] andquot;ooooh! my fuckinand' leg!andquot;
[m6:] andquot;hey! you ran over toll booth willie!andquot;
[m7:] andquot;oh my god! i was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
dried up stinky dick licker.andquot;
[toll booth willie:] andquot;why you fuckinand' pricks.
i fuckinand' hear every fuckinand' word yer saying!
when this fuckinand' leg heals,
iand'm gonna kick you guys new fuckinand' assholes!
[everyone cussing eachother out]
