Put on your yarmulke, itand's time for chaunaka.
once again itand's onaka, the miracle of chaunaka.
Chaunaka is the festival of lights.
1 day of presents? hell, no we get 8 crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the inly kid in town without a christmas tree.
I guess my 1st 2 songs didnand't do it for you.
So here cimes #3.
Ross and phoebe from friends, say the chaunaka blessing.
So does lennyand's pal squiggy and will and graceand's debra messing.
Melissa gilbert and michael landon never mix meat with dairy.
Maybe they shouldand've called that show andquot;little kosher house on the prarieandquot;
Weand've got jerry lewis, ben stiller and jack black.
Tom arnold converted to judaism, but you guys can have him back.
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe.
But we can do it all night long with deuce bigelow.
Iand'm jewish.
Put on yuor yarmulke, her comes chaunaka.
The guy in willie nelsonand's band who plays harmonica, celebrates chaunaka.
Osama bin laden, not a big fan of the jews.
Well maybe thatand's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist sarah hughes- her mamaand's jewish.
Houdini and david blane escape straight jackets with such percision.
But the 1 thing they couldnand't get out of, their painful circumcision.
Gwyneth paltrowand's half-jewish but a full time oscar winner.
Jennifer connleyand's half-jewish too and iand'd like to put some more in her.
Thereand's lou reed, perry farrel, beck and paula abdul.
Joey ramone invented punk rock music, but first came hebrew school.
Hey, natalie portmanika.
Itand's time to celebrate chaunaka.
I hope i get an abtronika.
On this joyfu, toyful chaunaka.
So get a high colonika.
And spoil you lomg jphnikas.
If you really really wannaka.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...happy chaunaka!