He said heand'd be here at seven
the clock just hit 7:22
itand's too cold outside
to wait for my ride
watching mamma try out a new doo (bruins)
he said heand'd be here at seven
but it just hit 7:35 (already?)
here in brockton, mass.,
i got my thumb in my ass
mammaand's combing up a big beehive (celtics)
where the fuck is he?
where the fuck is he?
the bitch doesnand't even bother calling
even though itand's 7:44 (i fell asleep, pally)
iand'm feeling kinda antsy
mammaand's getting fancy
slicking back a wet pompadour (red sox)
he said heand'd be here at seven
itand's closing in on 8:01 (trimminand' the and'stache, kid)
me lookinand' like a sap
in a wool knit cap
mammaand's next move is a bun (fuckinand' patriots)
where the fuck is he? (my pants are still in the dryer, dude)
where the fuck is he? (i couldnand't find my fuckinand' snowboots, pal)
i wish i had a car (huge, huge hangover)
oh, no (massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
that stupid little punk
heand's probably fuckinand' drunk
i bet he drank a case
wanna pop him in the face right now
mammaand's eyebrow
wicked good
wicked good (oh, god)
wicked good
wicked good (fuck yeah)
wicked good
wicked good (pisser?)
well my friend is still a no-show
and iand'm getting fucking pissed (why?)
cause i couldand've gone with charlie
in the side of his harley
mammaand's on the phone with a stylist (fuck charlie!)
so i guess i ainand't going out tonight
cause the digits say 12:09 (shit-faced)
but call the operator
cause one perm later
mammaand's hair sure do look fine (heffenreffer!!!)
where the fuck is he? (ah, ha ha! my stepfather was tellinand' me a wicked funny joke!)
where the fuck is he? (ah, ha ha! i forgot it though)
i wish i had a car
i wish i had a car (a cop pulled me over, buddy)
i wish i went with charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
i could have gone with charlie (iand'm in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)
he gotta dee wee
he gotta dee wee
he gotta dee wee
he got a d.w.i. (up the river [repeat 9x])
