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i never drink and drive
and'cuz i might spill my drink
[chorus]
give me the keys, iand'm ok
quit tellinand' me iand'm drunk, i only had five hurricanes
quit beinand' such a puritan, iand'm a mega-turrican (?)
wakinand' up and itand's all a blur again
if iand'm alive...
if iand'm alive...
if iand'm alive...
if iand'm still alive...
Red skull more like skull and crossbones
took my driverand's test straight pilinand' over the cones
it ainand't funny so donand't you dare chuckle
drivinand' hella drunk without my beltbuckle
fuck you, iand'm ok
thatand's what they all say
already got a suspended license
smokinand' weed in my ride and lightinand' incense
not knowinand' it could be gone in an instant
pistons pumpinand', slumpinand'
over the steering wheel
so many drunk drivers on the road
itand's killing fields
who gives a fuck?
if i get caught all i get
is a slap on the wrist
my license tooken is a bitch
but i still drive with a d.u.i.
crash, see my passenger fly
through the windshield
itand's hard to see you die
heads crushed, necks severed from the shards
thatand's what happens playing with a wild card
how do you feel on trial for killinand' your girl?
nineteen years old, the end of the world
donand't know what to do
popand's is gonnaand' kill you
twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth
got you in a predicament
if iand'm drivinand' drunk iand've got a sickness
some fooland's is shiftless
like me, gifted
student gpa: four point oh
blood alcohol level past that though
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i never drink and drive
and'cuz i might spill my drink
[chorus]
Three oand'clock, time to go
one more line of coke with cognac
but my cognitive skills ainand't on the shit
what now sherlock?
key to the lock
my friendand's is tellinand' me to stop
damn near down the block
i found cops in the bushes peekinand'
plus itand's the weekend and iand'm off the deep end
i roll through an alley way, canand't see
getting ansy i hop on the interstate but itand's late
cops patrol but i donand't give a fuck though
i swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole
check the rearview, the coast is clear
tryinand' to focus here but i canand't
drunk as hell, bust a rail
now iand'm sailinand' off the cliff
high off the spliff, plus a fifth
i bust my shit
now iand'm rollinand' down the side like a suicide
what will my family do if i die?
tension builds, i went through hills and trees
stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees
i feel pain then a split second later
car burst into flames, they wonand't know my name
theyand'll have to check my dental records
my body is charred
burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash
thatand's my ass, a thing of the past
already dead by the impact of airbags
(scratched:)
i never drink and drive
and'cuz i might spill my drink
If iand'm alive...
if iand'm alive, if iand'm still alive...
if iand'm alive...
if iand'm alive, if iand'm still alive...
Skull and crossbones
poisonous pathways
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