Itand's d e l the funkee homosapien
To the rescue
Iand'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
Dancers back on soul train
And ya know soul train get the phat doodie stain
Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
Using step 1 and step 2 to keep the show valid
Letand's have a vote and try to register our ballots
And realise a hammerand's just a mallet
Toss him like a salad cause he ainand't truly gifted
Now the partyand's lifted by the crew hieroglyphics
Golly-wolly, not another elvis and priscilla
Ice is cool, but i canand't stand vanilla
Because he takes a style and tries to mock it
Ainand't nothinand' personal, g
But iand'm kinda inta chocolate
Itand's all about the black
And itand's like that
And iand'm so laid back cause i smoked a phat sack
Plus iand'm almost through and done with a whole 40-dog of olde english
800
Now i peep ya concept
Ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day, while iand'm pissinand' on your steps.
[chorus:]
andquot;oooh, oooh, pissinand' on your steps...andquot;
[bridge]
No del
Is not a mean fellow
Just because i wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
See iand'm rather mellow
Some call it lazy
Me and myself
And i ainand't with the daisies
Cause iand'm no g_ddam flower
And every single dancer in circumference
Receives a golden shower
Iand'm here to insult the
Hip hop john travolta
Ya think ya all that
But really youand're shorter than a midget
I donand't fidgit, with the ballet,
Cube: phuck a dancer!
Del: because thatand's what my pals say
And brothers donand't shake ya rumps
Wearinand' biker shorts is like chokinand' on ya nuts
Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
And thatand's much worse, than a fine girl burninand' ya
Plus it ainand't fly for you to have your behind
Blasted all out like a feline
See iand'm givinand' you advice
Make ya think twice
Cause dance groups donand't last past minute rice
So change ya conept
Acquire some skills on the mic while iand'm pissinand' on your steps.
[chorus:]
andquot;i gotta take a leak for the weak... (repeat)andquot;
