Itand's important to practice good hygiene
at least if you wanna run with my team
iand'm bout to get into some shit that iand've seen
this fooland's breath, i mean so bad itand'll melt your ice cream
they say donand't say nothing if you canand't say nice things
sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
i try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
i was a victim of breath on him
running his yap about what sets he from
gotta get some gum gotta get him some
he turned it down, his teeth was brown
excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
i had to ask the dope to pass the soap
cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
or bathrooms in a bus station
he had a can of olde e and some raisins
amazing... head to toe b.o.
he didnand't know, used to the fragrance
just as the days went without bathing
he felt manly and not like a maiden
he had one dread, and fungus
said he worked on peoplesand' toilets with plungers
girls let the guy you were with ????
so guys take your cue from this number
[chorus] (x2)
you gotta wash your ass, if you must
you gotta wash your hair, if you must
you gotta brush your teeth, if you must
or else youand'll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
but thereand's kids in the back holdin conversations
crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
coast and joy, they leave their absence
oneand's fooland's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
brimstone, girls would never bring him home
i was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
and said, andquot;bud(?) you rolled all over yourselfandquot; andquot;yeaaaandquot;
i know some people your ass should be submerged
like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
well look it up
and while youand're at it, get a cup
and squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
you get our vote for most stinkiest
that nigga started thinkin of shit, said i was frail
i said he was stale
underarms is ripe
undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
and we holdin bets, and after this iand'm gonna collect
nigga check, yourself
respect yourself
and wash your mothafuckin body and'fore your sweatshirt melt
like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
the funk got you captive
you donand't need a map bitch
[chorus] (x2)
you gotta wash your ass, if you must
you gotta wash your hair, if you must
you gotta brush your teeth, if you must
or else youand'll be funkyyyyyyyy
