Central scrutinizer:
but one night, at the social club meeting
mary didnand't show up . . .
she was sucking cock backstage at the armory
in order to get a pass
to see some big rock group for free . . .
Larry:
hey hey hey all you girls in these
industrial towns
i know youand're proband'ly gettinand' tired
of all the local clowns
they never give you no respect
they never treat you nice
so perhaps you oughta try
a little friendly advice
and be a crew slut
Hey, youand'll love it
be a crew slut
itand's a way of life
be a crew slut
see the world
donand't make a fuss, just get on the bus
crew slut
add water, makes its own sauce
be a crew slut
so you donand't forget, call before midnite tonite
the boys in the crew
are just waiting for you
You never get to move around
you never go nowhere
i know yer proband'ly gettinand' tired
of all the guys out there
you always wondered what itand's like
to go from place to place
so, darlinand', take a little ride
on the mixerand's face
be a crew slut
just follow the magic footprints
be a crew slut
hey, youand'll love it!
be a crew slut
itand's a way of life
i ainand't gonna squash it
and you donand't need to wash it!
crew slut
hey, iand'll buy you a pizza
crew slut
of course iand'll introduce you to warren
the boys in the crew
are only waiting for you
Larry:
well you been to alabama, girl,
and'n georgia too
and'n all the boys in the crew
is beinand' good to you
i know youand're sayinand' to yourself
andquot;this is the way to goandquot;
and'cause when you need a little extra
they will give you some moand'
and'cause youand're the crew slut
Mary:
iand'm into leather . . .
Larry:
thatand's good!
Road crew chorus:
crew slut
Larry:
a lot of the boys in the crew
love leather . . .
Mary:
and rubber . . .
Road crew chorus:
crew slut
Larry:
yeh, they like rubber too . . . shrink-tubing
with a hair dryer . . .
Road crew chorus:
trade your spot on the bench
for a guy with a wrench
and be a crew slut
Mary:
ha ha ha . . .
Larry:
you like that, huh?
Road crew chorus:
crew slut
Larry:
i told you youand'd love it . . .
itand's a way of life!
Road crew chorus:
the guys in the crew
have got a present for you!
Mary:
a present for me?
Larry:
we got a present for you!
Mary:
whaddya got?
whaddya gonna give me?
Larry:
it looks just like a telefunken u-47
youand'll love it . . .
Mary:
with leather?
Central scrutinizer:
eh errr, eh eh . . . this is the central scrutinizer again . . .
and so mary was enticed away from joe
by an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
lured into a life of sleazery
with the entire road crew of some
famous rock group
(i donand't know whether it was really toad-o . . . i donand't know . . . iand'll check it out)
Again we see
music
causing
big trouble!
