I donand't know much about dancinand',
thatand's why i got this song,
one of my legs is shorter than the other,
and both of my feet are too long.
and'course now iand'll ride along with them,
i got no natural rythem,
but i go dancing every night,
hoping one day i might get it right!
Iand'm a dancing fool (dancing fool)x3
I hear that beat,
i jump outta my seat,
but i canand't compete,
and'cause iand'm a.....
dancing fool (dancing fool)x3
the disco folks all dressed up,
like life is fit to kill,
i walk on in and i see and'em there,
gonna give them all a thrill.
when they see me cominand',
they all steps aside,
they has a fit while i come in,
my social suicide.
Iand'm a dancing fool (dancing fool)x3
The beat goes on and on,
and iand'm so... (woooaah)
the beat goes on and on,
and iand'm so... (woooaah)
the beat goes on and on
and iand'm so... (woooaah)
The beat goes on and iand'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and iand'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and iand'm so wrong,
the beat goes on and iand'm so wrong,
i may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)
I may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)
Yowzer, yowzer, yowzer,
i got it all together now,
with my very own disco clothes... hey!
my shirtand's half open,
to show you my chain,
and the spoon for up my nose.
i am really something,
thatand's what youand'd probably say,
so smoke your little smoke,
and drink your little drink,
while i dance the night away.
iand'm a...
Dancing fool (dancing fool)x4
Heand's a dancing fool
I may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
i may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
i may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
i may be totally wrong but iand'm a...
I may be totally wrong but iand'm a fool...yeah
Hey darling, can i buy you a couple of drinks, hmm?
lookinand' for mr. goodbar, and'cause here he is.
wait a minute, iand've got it,
youand're an italian.
ha? youand're jewish?
oh. love your nails.
you must be a libra.
to your place or mine?
(laughs)
yes.