I might be movinand' to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of dental floss raisinand' it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
i can sell uptown
by myself i wouldnand't
have no boss,
but iand'd be raisinand' my lonely dental floss
raisinand' my lonely dental floss
well i just might grow me some bees
but iand'd leave the sweet stuff
for somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
iand'd keep the wax nand' melt it down
pluck some floss nand' swish it arounand'
iand'd have me a crop
anand' itand'd be on top
(thatand's why iand'm movinand' to montana)
Movinand' to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(yes i am)
movinand' to montana soon
gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
iand'm pluckinand' the oland' dennil floss
thatand's growinand' on the prairie
pluckinand' the floss!
i plucked all day anand' all nite anand' all afternoon...
iand'm ridinand' a small tiny hoss
(his name is mighty little)
heand's a good hoss
even though heand's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
heand's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
any way iand'm pluckinand' the oland' dennil floss
even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i donand't care if you think itand's silly, folks
i donand't care if you think itand's silly, folks
iand'm gonna find me a horse
just about this big
anand' ride him all along the border line
with a pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand
by myself i wouldnand't
have no boss
but iand'd be raisinand' my lonely dental floss
raisinand' my lonely dental floss
raisinand' my lonely dental floss
well i might ride along the border
with my tweezers gleaminand'
in the moon-lighty night
and then iand'd get a cuppa cawfee
nand' give my foot a push...
just me and'n the pymgy pony
over the dennil floss bush
nand' then i might just jumb back on
anand' ride like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana
movinand' to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
Movinand' to montana soon