Dinah-moe humm
i couldnand't say where sheand's comingand' from,
but i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
she stroll on over, say look here, bum,
i got a forty dollar bill say you canand't make me cum
(yand'jes canand't do it)
she made a bet with her sister whoand's a little dumb
she could prove it any time all men was scum
i donand't mind that she called me a bum,
but i knew right away she was really gonna cum (so i got down to it)
i whipped off her bloomersand'n stiffened my thumb anand' applied rotation on her sugar plum
i pokedand'n stroked till my wrist got numb
but i still didnand't hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
where this dinah-moe cominand' from
Done spent three hours
anand' i ainand't got a crumb
from the dinah-moe,
dinah-moe,
dinah-moe
from the dinah-moe humm
I got a spot that gets me hot
but you ainand't been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you ainand't been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you ainand't been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you ainand't been to it
and'cause i canand't get into it
unless i get out of it
anand' i gotta get out of it
before i get into it
and'cause i never get into it
unless i get out of it
anand' i gotta be out of it
to get myself into it
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area and she said...)
Just get me wasted
anand' youand're half-way there
and'cause if my mindand's tore up
then my body donand't care
i rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
anand' said my-my-my
what sort of thing
might this lady get high upon?
i checked out her sister
who was holdinand' the bet
anand' wondered what kind of trip
the young lady was on
the forty dollar bill didnand't matter no more
when her sister got nekkid anand' laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
but she could use a little ________ if i wasnand't done yet i told her...
just because the sun
want a place in the sky
no reason to assume
i wouldnand't give her a try
so i pulled on her hair
got her legs in the air
anand' asked if she had any cooties on there
(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelinand'
buns up!
i was wheelinand' an dealinand'
wheelinand' anand' dealinand' an ooooh!
she surrended to the feelinand'
she sweetly surrendered
anand' she started in to squealinand'
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
with her lips just a-twitchinand' anand' her face gone red
some drool rollinand' down
from the edge of her chin
while she spied the condition
her sister was in
she quivered and'n quaked
anand' clutched at herself
while her sister made a joke
and'bout her mental health
and'till dinah-moe finally
did give in
but i told her
all she really needed
was some discipline...
Kiss my aura...
dora...
m-m-m...
itand's real angora
would yand'all like some more-a?
right here on the flora?
anand' how and'bout you, fauna?
yand'wanna?
mmm...sound like yand'might be chokinand' on somethinand' did you say you want some more?
well, hereand's some more...
mmm, sure...listen
dand'you think i could interest you
in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers!
here, lemme sterilize and'em...
gimme your lighter...
I couldnand't say where sheand's comingand' from,
but i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
she stroll on over, say look here, bum,
i got a forty dollar bill say you canand't make me cum
(yand'jes canand't do it)
i whipped off her bloomersand'n stiffened my thumb anand' applied rotation on her sugar plum
i pokedand'n stroked till my wrist got numb
anand' you know i heard some
Dinah-moe humm,
dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
