Your butt is wide, well mine is too
just watch your mouth or iand'll sit on you
the word is out, better treat me right
and'cause iand'm the king of cellulite
ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
iand'm too much man for you to take
the pavement cracks when i fall down
iand've got more chins than chinatown
Well, iand've never used a phone booth
and iand've never seen my toes
when iand'm goinand' to the movies
i take up seven rows
Because iand'm fat, iand'm fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
donand'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
just now tell me once again whoand's fat
When i walk out to get my mail
it measures on the richter scale
down at the beach iand'm a lucky man
iand'm the only one who gets a tan
if i have one more pie a la mode
iand'm gonna need my own zip code
When youand're only having seconds
iand'm having twenty-thirds
when i go to get my shoes shined
i gotta take their word
Because iand'm fat, iand'm fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
and my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
lemme tell you once again whoand's fat
If you see me cominand' your way
better give me plenty space
if i tell you that iand'm hungry
then wonand't you feed my face
Because iand'm fat, iand'm fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
woo woo woo, when i sit around the house
i really sit around the house
You know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
and you know all by myself iand'm a crowd
lemme tell you once again
You know iand'm huge, iand'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
you know iand'm fat, iand'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
and the whole world knows iand'm fat and iand'm proud
just tell me once again whoand's fat
