Vern zol fun dir a blintsa
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
and all the goyim say iand'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our templeand's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
but most ofand'em were nudniks and none ofand'em would last
but ournew guyand's real kosher, i think heand'll do the trick
i tell ya, heand's to die for - he really knows his shtick
So howand's by you? have you seen this jew?
reads the torah, does his own accounting too
workingand' like a dog at the synagogue
heand's there all day, heand's there all day
just say andquot;vay is mir!andquot; and heand'll kick into gear
heand'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
just grab your yarmulka and
hey! hey! do that hebrew thing!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
and all the goyim say iand'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
he has to find a bargain and'cause he wonand't pay retail price
he never acts meshugga and heand's hardly a schlemiel
but if you wanna haggle, oy, heand'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say andquot;mazel tov!andquot;
heand's such a macher and'cause he worked his tuchis off
yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
whatand's not to like? whatand's not to like?
oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
and he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
put on your yarmulka and
hey! hey! do that hebrew thing!
When heand's doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldnand't miss
heand'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
they say heand's got a lot of chutzpah, heand's really quite hhhhhip
the parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
(how ya doinand', bernie?) oy vey, oy vey!
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
Heand's doinand' well, i gotta kvell
the yentas love him, even shicksas think heand's swell
show up at his home, he says, andquot;shalom!andquot;
and andquot;have some cake-you want some cake?andquot;
yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
oy gevalt, iand'm so ferklempt that i could plotz!
so grab your yarmulka--
the one you got for chanukah--
letand's put on our yarmulkas and--
hey! hey! do that hebrew thing!
